Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation
 

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918771

"Sorry I didn't return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What's your excuse for being a bitch?"

This is good, just goes to show how the other half will panic without stopping to think. Guy tried to tell his girlfriend hes off on a 2 week holiday to Europe.

thats a classic... watched it months ago.

What an idiot "Dont check your messages!!!" she pleas :doh:

Dumb ass

Something about this story smells rotten in Denmark Wisconsin. :hmmm:

Wait your telling me that Denmark isn't in Europe, but in Wisconsin?

First Stalin's daughter is in my state now entire countries are in my state!!

Whats next, is the entire Earth inside Wisconsin? :rotfl2:

I heard somewhere that the venison from one Superior state buck can feed the entire state of Wisconsin. True? :DL

Yes but only for a day, you can feed the whole state for a year if you breed the buck and milk the offspring, then make Cheese.

He is away for 14 days and doesn't get in touch even once? I guess I could buy the fear of roaming charges, but we have Internet cafés in Europe you know. :)

I even heard that some people in Europe own things called "telephones" through which one can talk to people over incredible distances. They even say that those "telephones" have occasionally been seen outside of private property for everyone to use (for a small fee that is...) But I don't believe that, it's just a conspiracy. Global communications is a myth!

Well it didn't take her long to nail someone.:doh:

"And when they hate you... boy do they hate you" -- Don't I know it. :har:

Nah, that is just too unbelievable. I don't buy it! :88)

Could have turned out much worse:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtHcE...eature=related

I'm not macabre. :D

Even if it were true you can't anchor telephone poles on the atlantic ocean for crumps sake.

Me neither....next they'll be telling you every country knows about the discovery of electricity.

What's wrong with you? Never heard of kayak messengers?

Kayak messengers? I thought they were still using messages in bottles.

That's what you get with the cheap rates.

"When will my message arrive?"

"Sometime between next month and 2015."

Simply wait till the ice flows melt :doh:

hmmm mine gets mad if i concact her

Geography is a crazy thing. Did you know the Dutch moved their capital to New York back in 1710, The Swiss did too, as did the Spaniards.

The Miracle at Dunkirk happened on Lake Eire, U-Boats were based here too.

Also most of the Illegal Aliens in the USA come from New York.

And I bet Skybird doesn't know this but the Prophet Mohammad is buried in NY State as well.

:rock: NY State :rock:

Then I think you're her stalker... :O: