Female orgasm.
 

Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years.

Either she is a dizzy blonde or that was a personal shot at you. Funny, though.

Zing!

Maybe, she's not a morning person? , egh?

http://LearnAbit.HomeServer.com/lab/...ningperson.wmv

Come on spike, after the thread about 1894, you oughta know better!:O:

Just to set the record straight. or slightly crooked,(kudos to all who know where that joke is from), this did not actually happen, at least not to me. Although she did send me the joke through msn. :P.

What..No..Wait, You mean females have ORGASMS"? :D

That's not what she told me after "Yes, yes, oh god, yes.";)

You mean like this.

At least she put in the effort to fake it.

The trick isnt to make her orgasm, its having the nads to ask for a sandwich after.

Okay, one question; Have any guys here ever faked an orgasm or is that totally limited to girls?

P.S. this is strictly concerning heterosexual relationships, you bastards:DL

Guilty.

A real minga, who had just beaten her brother with a vaccuum. too scared to say no!

Guilty, due to exessive alcohol.

I can't believe no-one has posted this old chestnut:
"How do you make a woman orgasm?






































Who cares?:arrgh!:

This bloke in the pub last night was boasting that when he orgasms, he ejaculates up to a pint of semen at a time.

I found that a bit hard to swallow.

:D

Sligtly OT, but there was this show about life of the elderly ppl and their sexlife this morning... never has my morning wood disappeared so quickly. :o

You should have told her that "it" only happens after she cleans the house and fixes dinner.

<rimshot>
:D

So far... :yep: