2008 DNC itinerary
 

2008 DNC itinerary

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2008 Democrat National Convention Schedule of Events


7:00 pm OPENING FLAG BURNING


7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N.


7:20 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


7:25 pm NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP - Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton


7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah


7:55 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


8:00 pm HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET - Al Gore


8:15 pm GAY WEDDING PLANNING - Rosie O'Donnell


8:35 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


8:40 pm OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS - John Kerry


9.00 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon


10:00 pm ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE - Alec Baldwin


11:00 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


11:05 pm COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND - Barbara Streisand


11:15 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY - Sean Penn


11:30 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton


11:45 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


11:50 pm HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS - Howard Dean


12:15 am TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore


12:25 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad


12:45 am NOMINATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA - Nancy Pelosi


1:00 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


1:05 am CORONATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA


1:30 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home.

Funny!:rotfl: But what is truly sad is that this is not too far from the reality of what i would expect. Expect Obama to use the Koran to be sworn in if he wins.

That sounds awfully familiar:yep:

To be honest..I think we need more toasts.:()1:


Alcohol is the only way to get through something like this.

And why would you think that?

Because he lives on planet Earth and understands the democratic party. Not so sure about the Koran portion though.

-S

It was the Qur'an/Islam BS that I was commenting on.

Don't feed the hack trolls.

sounds like an ALP convention here.. maybe the 2020 conference held earlier this year!:lol:

on the Qu'ran bit, if obama was born a muslim, and is now a catholic, doesnt that make him an apostate, and as such a criminal in the eyes of oh, millions of muslims??

I expect him to swear on the bible if he wins, but i hope for your sakes he doesnt..

Well, because CAIR and the ACLU will insist on it. Use your noodle-poodle!

Yours too, mate. ;) Believe me when I say, Obama would not be good for our allies at all.

I like toast with strawberry jam.

HRC:rotfl: What's she up to these days?:hmm:

Like you? :p :D I think you take the cake for trolling on this board. Just my two cents. You post this in most of my threads if you didn't notice.

Troll.

-S

It doesn't make him an apostate, can't remember where I read it, I'll dig it up later. There's a much-criticised NYT op-ed that makes the opposite claim, mind.

Ok Mr 10,500 posts. :lol:

Hack.

Pursuing her never-ending struggle to do what's best for you, whether you like it or not.

Republican Convention Schedule
Minneapolis, MN
4:00 PM - Opening Prayers and Massages Administered by Rev. Ted Haggard
4:05 PM - Presentation of Confederate Colors
4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to 9/11
4:15 PM - Invocation of John McCain's POW Experience
4:30 PM - George W. Bush Speech on Legacy of Peace and Prosperity, Canceled
4:45 PM - Dick Cheney Instructional Seminar on Waterboarding, Canceled
5:00 PM - Karl Rove Speech on Government Accountability, Canceled
5:15 PM - Tribute to the U.S. Constitution, Canceled
5:30 PM - VP Beauty Contest and Swimsuit Competition, featuring Sarah Palin, Condoleezza Rice, and Rudy Giuliani
5:45 PM - Tribute Film to John McCain's Houses
6:00 PM - Free Jack Abramoff Pep Rally
6:15 PM - Free Tom DeLay Pep Rally
6:30 PM - Free Ted Stevens Pep Rally
6:45 PM - Invocation of John McCain's POW Experience
7:00 PM - VP Briefing Session: The Busy Mom's Guide to Battling Islamic Terrorism
7:15 PM - Larry Craig "Family Values" Lecture and Toe-Tapping Exhibition
7:30 PM - Restroom Break
7:45 PM - Invitation to "Strip Down and Get Relaxed," delivered by Mark Foley via Instant Message
8:00 PM - Lecture on the Effectiveness of Abstinence-Only Education – Sarah Palin
8:15 PM - Accidental Reference to "Obama bin Laden"
8:30 PM - Tribute to a "Nation of Whiners" – McCain Economic Adviser Phil Gramm
8:45 PM - Invocation of John McCain's POW Experience
9:00 PM - Group Sing–Along: "Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran"
9:15 PM - Mitt Romney Endorsement of Jockey Underwear
9:30 PM - Joke Interlude: McCain Tells the One About the Lawyer and the Catfish
9:45 PM - Rallying Call to "Drill Here, Drill Now," Followed by Unveiling of an Oil Rig on Speaker's Platform
10:00 PM - Halliburton Seminar: Profiting from the Next 100 Years of War in Iraq
10:15 PM - Parade of Alaskan Delegates Across Glitter-Encrusted Bridge to Nowhere, led by Sarah Palin
10:30 PM - Ceremonial Shattering of Glass Ceiling with Shotgun Blast Fired by Palin
11:00 PM - John McCain Acceptance Speech and Plea to Delegates to "Get Off My Lawns"
11:30 PM - Closing Invocation of John McCain's POW Experience
12:00 AM - Rapture and Farewell to Bush and Cheney

Not bad!:D How about the Bush admin announcing his gay love affair with Vincente Fox.

The RNC schedule looks actually entertaining! :up: Even if you don't like it, at least its not filled with scam artists and murderers (Ted K... cough cough... ahem).

-S

That is spamming! Get it right already! :D

Hey - at least I have a skill that is useful! :p

-S