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Scotland Goes To War!

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Scotland declares war on urban seagulls

EDINBURGH (Reuters) - The Scottish government has declared war on increasingly aggressive urban seagulls.The initial battle will be joined in the southwestern town of Dumfries during next spring's breeding season when a special anti-gull "task force" will seek to destroy nests and drive out the birds.
"Seagulls are a menace to Scottish towns and cities," said Environment Minister Michael Russell. "They thrive on litter and their aggressive behaviour towards other birds, pets and even people is increasing."
He said Dumfries had a particular problem with regular reports of gulls "dive-bombing" humans.
Russell said he had even heard of a young paperboy in Dumfries "who has had to abandon his deliveries due to constant attacks from the birds."
Dumfries town councillor Jack Groom said the time for talk was over, adding that it was time for action before a human was seriously hurt by the gulls.
(reporting by Ian McKenzie) .

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/200808...s-fa6b408.html

Lock & load..........

Duh, i was hoping they sacked York or something.:doh:

I have a bad feeling about this :shifty: , it's gonna be world war 3
:lol:

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Originally Posted by mcf1

I have a bad feeling about this :shifty: , it's gonna be world war 3
:lol:

You might get to dogfight Turks.

Hitchcock movie: The Birds :huh:

Seagull shooting season will be a great idea to bring money in to the town and a grand day out for all. :D

The gulls used poop, it's against the Geneva Convention:rotfl:

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Originally Posted by Happy Times

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Originally Posted by mcf1

I have a bad feeling about this :shifty: , it's gonna be world war 3
:lol:

You might get to dogfight Turks.

Or some seagulls

Come up to Aberdeen...they are a menace...At least I have a trusty air-rifle. don't tell the PC brigade though.

Good luck, but you realize that the minute you bring it under control, seagulls from south of the border will come over and take control!;)

Fight fight fight! oh...

-S

reports of gulls "dive-bombing" humans.

Thats a nice way of putting it.:rotfl:

They may take our crumbs, but they'll never take OUR FREEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMM!

They better hope those seagulls dont fight back, they will peck you brains out.

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

They may take our crumbs, but they'll never take OUR FREEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMM!

Yeah, lets take our AA's, rpg's, rifles, pistols, water pistols, bats or whatever and kill some seagulls

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Originally Posted by mcf1

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

They may take our crumbs, but they'll never take OUR FREEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMM!

Yeah, lets take our AA's, rpg's, rifles, pistols, water pistols, bats or whatever and kill some seagulls

We both know that was a 'Braveheart' reference, right?

Looks like another Mel Gibson movie could be in the works.:D

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

They may take our crumbs, but they'll never take OUR FREEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMM!

LMAO :rotfl:

Maybe a PETA like group will attempt to stand in the way of those attempting to shoot the "rats with wings", and then in the spirit of fellowship declare themselves Seagulls, and say they are no longer human.