There's a snake in my pants!
 

...and it's not Steed!
http://www.kcci.com/video/17135208/index.html

I do believe that there is such a thing as "too big of a snake" and that beast was.

<shudder> that is one big snake!!!!

I don't trust snakes. What would he do if the snake decided to bite him and squeeze.

Scary - this thread I mean!:D

-S

No socialists, nazis, facists, or communists were harmed in the writing of this thread. The thread contains <30% dolphin meat.

When I first read this topic, the first thing I thought of was that scarry, scarry clown nammed Willie Whistle who used to run a kid's show on a boston station (I live in Connecticut) back in the late 1970's early 80's. This guy would put a toy whistle in his mouth and talk through it so he'd have this scarry high pitched voice. Anyway... he used to do the show live... and I actually remember this episode because I watched it when it aired. Some woman brought a huge boa constrictor on the show to show Willie. They put the snake on him... and then the snake decided to crawl into Willies unmentionables and tangle itself there. This happened entirely live.
This exerpt is from a TV blooper show from long ago that got ahold of the footage.

*Warning.. extremely creepy clown*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-2-pwuDSsA

I wonder what Willie Whistle is doing nowadays. :88)

The reporter had a great sense of humor about it. His off-the-cuff jokes were pretty good.

One day I woke up and shot an elephant in my pajamas.

How he ever got in my pajamas, I’ll never know.

I'm glad you're okay. It would have been scary if tthe elephant attacked.:rotfl:

Yes that is one scary clown. I wonder how many children were emotionally scarred by that creepy clown. :nope:

I saw the thread title and thought "wishful thinking by Niki" :lol:

When I first read the title I natually thought of a trouser snake!:oops::lol: Just had to take a peek!:88):roll: I disgust myself!:oops::dead:

Is the link safe for work?

I would bloody hope not! :o

I got high standards you know. :yep:

Funny clip. :rotfl:

Mmmmm dolphin....

http://www.talkingnfl.com/wp-content...ool-702026.gif

Hooray for Captain Spaulding, the African Explorer!
"Did someone call me snorer?"
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

Am I the only one who thought of 'Toy Story' when I saw the thread title? :oops:

I unfortunately was one of them. His show was always run durring the cartoon shows I used to watch at the time. His segments would run for 10 minutes.. then you would get a four minute cartoon, then back to Willy Whistle being filmed live in the studio with his kiddie audience. Then another cartoon. Willie did scar me... deeply.

AND of course, me being kind of a wild kid, I cut the squeeker out of a rubber duck and put it in my mouth and was able to talk just like Willie Whistle.....

Until I accidentally swallowed the whistle and it got stuck in my wind pipe ! :o

Now picture the scene... I'm choking... yet due to the squeeker, I'm making these loud "SQUEEK !!! SQUEEK !!!!" sounds. Now of course do you think my friends called an ambulence, gave me the Heinrich maneuver, or did anything to help ? Of course not ! They all just stood there laughing their butt's off while I sqeeked away the last of my oxygen. :nope:

Luckily my flailings and panic were able to dislodge the squeeker and I decided from that point on that I never wanted to talk like Willie Whistle ever again. :down:

I hate friggin clowns. An episode of Supernatural had one on that was a real doozy. Stephen King's "IT" was another one. Only evil comes from them.... What is it that makes the creep factor so high?