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Quotes
Let's start a quote for the week thread. I will start:
"Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory." Keep it clean though:D |
The best advice I was given was printed on the back of a box of matches: "Keep dry and away from children."
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"No one goes there nowadays. It's too crowded."
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If your going to wipe your ass insure you use your bosses head.
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"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did."
-- Yogi Berra |
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted |
"Virginity is curable. Now get away from that computer and go out for a while"
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Children are hereditary. If your parents did not have kids, chances are good you won't have any either
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What does Rock Salt and a shotgun make?
A 12 gauge margarita! That one cracked me up yesterday. -S |
Title of a book by comedian Alan King:
Help! I'm A Prisoner In A Chinese Fortune-Cookie Factory! |
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. |
Shoot first - ask questions later
If you want peace - prepare for war |
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One of my favourites, seen on a page of a wall-calender:
"Wem genug nicht reicht, der hat nie genug.": For whom enough isn't enough, it will never be enough. I love it, it is so much wisdom in it. Plus: it is a recipe for happiness. |
WARNING GUYS THIS MAY BRING WATER TO YOUR EYES.............:huh:
Berlin is the testicle of the West. When I want the West to scream, I squeeze on Berlin. Nikita Khrushchev |
Vae Victis...
Woe to the conquered! :arrgh!: |
I'm a quitter, I come from a long line of quitters, it's amazing that I'm here at all
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"i dont have anger issues, i just prefer to solve my problems with violence" :rotfl:
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