*Whistles innocently*
 

October 4, 1940
Kaleun Blacklight
To BDU

I know NOTHING about NONE United States oil tanker that mysteriously got a hole blown in it as it approached England. :oops:

Hole?? That's not a hole! It's that new "tugboat pass-through" for the safety of smaller vessels navigating in busy U.S. harbors! :yep:

Yeah, that's it. :hmm:

October 4, 1940
BDU
To Kaleun Blacklight

Understood. Return to base immediatly. There will be NO gestapo officers waiting for you.

Heh, IRL this wouldn't go up anyway, it was forbidden for the Gestapo to arrest Members of the Kriegsmarine. Even the Gestapo had to follow certain rules and although they had a lot of power they couldn't get away with everything.

October 4, 1940
BDU

(shaggy - it wasnt me)

Who blew up the tankah
reply: wasnt me
who killed all those seamen
reply: wasnt me
who made that hole
reply: wasnt me
who scored that tonnage
reply: wasnt me
who fired that torpedo
reply: wasnt me
who was hungry for a juicy target
reply: wasnt me
who thought to get awards by sinking american ships
reply: wasnt me


HunterICX :rotfl:

It probably blew itself up for the insurance money. You know--Americans :roll:

Bit of a lame excuse to get insurance, though.

"I want insurance. I know - I'll blow myself up!" WHY, I ask you?!

The official explanation is that it hit a mine. We plant mines, the British plant mines, all God's chillun plant mines. If you can't swim, stay out of the water.

But let's be honest. Aren't they just sooooooo tempting - all bright and shiny and lit up? If you patrol around BF17, quite regularly in 1941 there's a small unescorted convoy of four ships which head SW through the patch - Two merchants and 2 luvverly big tankers. problem is they belong to the Republic of Ireland - Damn it!

"Sorry, sir! Next time I see one I'll wait for it to dock and be requisitioned by the British before I sink it."

As an insurance job, well, sometimes you have to wreck the boat to get the money to make the boat payment!:rotfl:

I took a big renown hit for sinking a hospital ship in the ireland straights.. oops..

No more neutrals for me.

Tool.

torp those babies, and ill make sure you join them in davy jones locker!:shifty:

the fury of the irish will be heard!

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We also know NOTHING about NONE hospital ship !:D

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Nice thread... many of us did it now and then...
CapZap

To heck with it...just change the negative renoun data in your .cfg file and fire away...

That way...no hit for you when you accidentally cause one of them to run into a mine.

:|\\:huh::roll:

"Meh, all I wanted was to come alongside to borrow a cup of sugar for the christmas cake, but that Irishman was probably stinking drunk, it being Christmas Eve, and tried to plow all 12000 GRT of his tanker into my poor little uboat, so I did the only thing that sprung to mind, sink it, but thoroughly

then his 3 buddies had to go too of course, them being ever so slightly upset, and what with the wrath of the Irish and such..."

wait, did I say that out loud? :doh:

:D

Lol...once I shot a torp at a lit-up ship, and it turned its spots at me, so I send another torp out.... :rotfl:

"well BdU, im sure it was NO neutral ship i sunk, really!"

Who The Hell Entered This Tanker In My Log Book !?! Bernard !! Get Me An Eraser This Instant !!!

Don't call Bernard - he's too unreliable.:D