F.A.O Kapitan_Phillips
 

I know you like these. :lol:

In my Email today was this -

GOVERNMENT ACCREDITED LICENSED LOTTERY PROMOTERS.
NOTICE FOR CATEGORY \"A\" WINNER

Dear Winner,

RE: LOTTO INTERNATIONAL NL PROMOTION PRIZE AWARDS WINNING NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annual final draws of Lotto International Netherlands programs. The online
cyber lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 25,000 e-mailAddresses of individual and corporate bodies picked by an advanced
automated random computer search from the internet. No tickets were sold.After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address emerged as
one of two winners in the category \"A\" with the following:

Ref Number: PC 607 ES 208
Batch Number: 26371545-LNI/2006
Ticket Number: PCP 002 871

You as well as the other winner are therefore to receive a cash prize of EUR 1,500,000.00.each from the total payout. Your prize award has
been insured with your e-mail address and will be transferred to you upon meeting our requirements, statutory, verifications, and satisfactory
report. To begin the claims processing of your prize winnings you are advised to contact our licensed claims agent for category \"A\"winners
with the information below:

Mrs. Mary Lawson
E-mail: agent_marylawson@yahoo.de
Phone: +31 619 705 298
Department Director,
Netherlands Lottery International
Amsterdam, the Netherlands

Yours faithfully,
Mrs. Agatha DeBoer,
Lotto International Netherlands

Go STEED! :lol:

I'm loving the whole "To begin the claims processing of your prize winnings you are advised to contact our licensed claims agent for category \"A\"winners
with the information below:"

Reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=372Ah0Z_L1w

Feel free to have some fun with it, KP. ;)

Oh I will. Agatha sounds hot. :rotfl:

I don't know, your not married yet and your going to have an affair.


PS: May as well get it over with. :roll:

Well I received something similar about a week back. I sent off all my banking details including passwords and secret login codes and am expecting my money coming through tomorrow. :doh:

If it doesn't arrive, I'm never gonna visit them phishing/porno sites again :p

Problems in the bedroom?

No I am not a marriage guidance councilor. :lol:

Only if she sees this post :lol:

Ba-dum tish!! :lol:

Jim, I would paint over it but I think some slob would give me an anti social order ban.

It depends what you actually paint over http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img144...ookherewd0.gif

....................http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/182/graffitijo8.jpg

He he. :rotfl:

F.A.O Kapitan_Phillips again
 

Here you go another one. ;)

Greetings!

I have been waiting for you since to contact me
for your Confirmable Bank Draft of
$800.000.00 United States Dollars, but I did not
hear from you since that time. Then I went and
deposited the Draft with FEDEX COURIER
SERVICE, West Africa, I travelled out of the
country for a 3 Months Course and I will not
come back till end of March.
What you have to do now is to contact the
FEDEX COURIER SERVICE as soon as possible
to know when they will deliver your package to
you because of the expiring date. For your
information, I have paid for the delivering
Charge, Insurance premium and Clearance
Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is
not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist
attack in your Country.

The only money you will send to the FEDEX
COURIER SERVICE to deliver your Draft direct to
your postal Address in your country is ($150.00
US) Dollars only being Security Keeping Fee of
the Courier Company so far. Again, don't be
deceived by anybody to pay any other money
except $150.00US Dollars.
I would have paid that but they said no because
they don't know when you will contact them and
in case of demurrage.You have to contact the
FEDEX COURIER SERVICE now for the delivery of
your Draft with this information bellow;
Contact Person: Mr. Mike Aderson

Email: fedexdeliveryservice009@hotmail.com
Telephone: +(234)8024702095

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your
Postal address() and Direct telephone number
to them again to avoid any mistake on the
Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking
number to enable you track your package over
there and know when it will get to your address.
Let me repeat again, try to contact them as
soon as you receive this mail to avoid any
further delay and remember to pay them their
Security Keeping fee of $150.00 US Dollars for
their immediate action. You should also let me
know
through email as soon as you receive your
Draft.

Yours Faithfully,

Mr.David White

They only make mention of $....will they accept £ ? :p

KP is on the case. ;) :ping:

Hmm, first to adopt a moniker. I'm thinking "successful pro-wrestler" :lol:

So let me get this right, if you send $150.00 to Fedex for a draft 'thing', they will send you $800.000.00 ? Wow !

And now I bring you not one but two today. :o

Dear Lucky Winner,

Congratulations, you have just won yourself a total sum of
1,000,000(One
Million pounds sterling) in cash credited to file XYL/26510460037/07.in
the satellite software email lottery conducted by UKNATIONAL PROMOTION
in
which e-mail addresses are picked randomly by Software powered by the
Internet. You are to contact our Promotions' Manager for Clearance.

Here is the contact information:

Contact Person: Mr.Williams Desmond
(Promotions' Manager)
Email :mrwilliams132@live.com

You are to forward the following details to enable us clear your file
for
immediate payment :

1. FULL NAMES: __________
2. ADDRESS: _____________
3. COUNTRY OF ORIGIN: ______
4. NATIONALITY: ______________
5. TELEPHONE NUMBER: _____________
6. SEX: _________
7. AGE: ______________________
8. MARITAL STATUS:___________
9. OCCUPATION: ___________________
10. AMOUNT WON: ___________________
11. NEXT OF KIN: ____________________.

Ref: XYL /26510460037/05
Batch: 24/00319/IPD.

YOU ARE TO CHOOSE YOUR PAYMENT MODE FOR RECEIVING YOUR PRIZE: OPTIONS.

Regards,
Mr. Terry Morgan









UK National Lottery,
PO Box 1010,
Liverpool,L70 1NL,
United Kingdom,
Draw Date 28th/01/2008,
Ref: XYL/26510460037/05,
Batch: 29/00319/IPD.
NOTIFICATION:

We happily announce to you the draw (#1167) of the UK NATIONAL
LOTTERY,online Sweepstakes International program held on 28th January
2008.Your
e-mail addressattached to ticket number:56475600545188 with Serial
number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: 0410 21 22 25 38 31(Bonus ball)
which ubsequently won you the lottery in the 1st categoryi.e.match 6
plus
bonus.You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum
of(£1,532,720) in cash
credited to file XYL/26510460037/05.This is from a total cash prize of
(£4,596,411) shared amongst the Three(3)lucky winners in this category
i.e. match 6 plus bonus.

Details of Your Claim Agent
Mr. James Keegan
Tel: +447045716654
E-mail:uk_agent_offer08@yahoo.co.uk

UK Lottery Verification Form
1.FULL NAMES OF BENEFICIARY:
2.RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS:
3.DATE AND PLACE OF BIRTH:
4.NATIONALITY:
5. NAMES AND ADDRESS OF NEXT OF KIN:
6.SEX:
7.MARITAL STATUS:
8.OCCUPATION:
9.PHONE/FAX NUMBERS:
10.BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF COMPANY/INDIVIDUAL:
11.AMOUNT WON:
ADDRESS:
13.BATCH NUMBER AND TICKET NUMBER :
************************************************
MR. Scott Davis
© uknational lottery 2008
UK National Lottery


New Year Lottery 2008

roflmao

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Coming thick and fast today.

EASYDRAW CLAIM AGENCY--/Ticket Number(106012),,,,,,,,,,
ATTN:: Winner,,
This email is to notify you that your Email Address attached to a
Ticket Number(106012) has won an Award Sum of (?750.000.00) Euro (Seven
Hundred and Fifty Thousand Euros) in an Email Sweepstakes program held on
the 30th of January 2008.
Please contact the claim officer through the below given contact
information for the Claim:

EASYDRAW CLAIM AGENCY
Mr. Morris Collins
Contact Email: morriscollinsnl@gmail.com
Contact Telephone: +31-622-048-261.

WINNING INFORMATIONS
Ticket Number(106012)
Serial Number 76087
lucky Numbers 4426765
Batch Number EU85011

Please forward the above stated winning information to forward to your
Easydraw Claim Agent.

Congratulations!!!

Regards,
Mrs. Laura Gate.
Reply Email: morriscollinsnl@gmail.com