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STEED 01-24-08 11:14 AM
PC Health crap
 
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Council orders fish and chip shops to put fewer holes in salt shakers in new health drive


A generous sprinkling of salt is as much a part of the traditional fish-and-chips experience as a splash of vinegar.


But in these health-conscious times, it was never going to be long before the nation's chippies came under pressure to change. To cut the amount added, a council has come up with a novel, and extremely simple, solution - cut the number of holes in the lids of salt shakers.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770

And the January award for being a brain dead ass hole goes to Rochdale council in Greater Manchester for being thicker than pig sh*t.

Less holes means you spend more time at the counter shaking the salt over your chips and when you get home you can add more salt. What a bunch of dick heads they are.

Have they got a fecking brain cell between the lot of them? No they fecking have not, bunch of nob heads.

Konovalov 01-24-08 11:27 AM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I can't take any more of this. I'm sinking in PC'ness. :lost:

AVGWarhawk 01-24-08 11:34 AM
The real problem is people actually sit around and dream this crap up.

STEED 01-24-08 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk
The real problem is people actually sit around and dream this crap up.
That's because they got nothing else better to do.

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/2...chener1ab9.jpg

Skybird 01-24-08 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by STEED
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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk
The real problem is people actually sit around and dream this crap up.
That's because they got nothing else better to do.
... and must justify their income somehow.

Dr. House for health minster!

Ah, what do I say, make him the emperor of the whole EU!

Tango589 01-24-08 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by STEED
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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk
The real problem is people actually sit around and dream this crap up.
That's because they got nothing else better to do.

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/2...chener1ab9.jpg
Who is this P.C. Madness? Is he related to Bill Stickers who, according to the sign, will be prosecuted?

Tchocky 01-24-08 01:51 PM
http://www.freebillstickers.com/bill-stickers.jpg

Tango589 01-24-08 02:30 PM
Fantastic Tchocky, cheers for the picture!

Jimbuna 01-24-08 04:13 PM
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/628/billdg8.jpg

Blacklight 01-24-08 04:22 PM
Yeah.. that's great...
Considering that I have a health condition that requires me to pretty much injest a metric ton of salt each day. This will mean that I'll have to shake that salt shaker an extra five minutes over my food each meal !:stare:

Jimbuna 01-24-08 04:32 PM
Speaking of PC Health :hmm:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/02...e_virus_check/

STEED 01-24-08 04:43 PM
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£40 Healthcheck service
Daylight robbery. :mad:

Jimbuna 01-24-08 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by STEED
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Originally Posted by jimbuna
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£40 Healthcheck service
Daylight robbery. :mad:
Shrewd business....depending on which side of the counter your standing ;)

STEED 01-24-08 04:58 PM
Your never catch me in PC World. ;) :p :smug:

Jimbuna 01-24-08 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by STEED
Your never catch me in PC World. ;) :p :smug:
I go in on occasion to ask dumb questions and listen to the young guys sales pitch:

"Can I interest you in...."

"No thanks, already got it"

We have a new .....coming out on the market soon"

"No thanks, already got it" ;)

STEED 01-24-08 05:22 PM
The best question is this. What size is your penis?

This throws those spotty young twits off track and they walk away. ;)

Jimbuna 01-24-08 05:26 PM
http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img152...aughingly2.gif

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/for...3523300456.gif

STEED 01-24-08 05:31 PM
Don't forget you need to put on a straight face. ;)

Many a time I had to deal with these p****s in many shops.

Jimbuna 01-24-08 05:35 PM
I'd never manage it....I'd probably end up getting arrested :rotfl:

Sailor Steve 01-24-08 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by STEED
...p****s...
Why edit that one? You were pretty free with the others.

I'm not trying you make you do anything; but I would certainly appreciated it if you would tone down the language.


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