Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams
 

Here's an example of how it would work:

Guy 1- I wish I had a better computer.

Guy 2- Granted, but <insert something crushing to his dream here>.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Guy 3- Granted, but <insert something crushing to his dream here>.

I wish . . . .

etc., etc., etc.

To start:

I wish I had a can of Coca-Cola.

Granted, but are you aware that Coca Cola is an icon of the Yankee imperialist aggressor? but more importantly, it's not as nice as a Tango, which, incidentally, I wish I had a can of.

:D Chock

Granted. but surely you know Tango inspired a rash of playground violence in the early '90s with some advertisements of questionable taste.

I wish I had a sports car.

Granted, it's called a Matchbox.

I wish I knew how to make Flash.

Granted, but you make a virus that takes form as a stickman, and then it ravages the hell out of your Desktop.

I wish that I had a cheezburger.

Granted, but you'll fill your arteries with heart-busting goo.

I wish I had a watermelon.

Granted but you might swallow a pip and have it lodged in your gut where it germinates and grows expanding inside you!

I'd like to have a nice cup of tea!

Granted, but to much tea can cause caffine addiction and you know what that can lead to, sitting around drinking tea and gobbling down biscuits with the wives helping to spread more gossip!

I wish i owned a harley davidson

Granted, but it will be built in china by workers who have just finnished a 3 day drinking binge. It will come with lead paint as standard!

I wish I could be a pilot...

Granted, but now you have to brag about your new job to everyone you meet.

I wish I had some beer.

Granted, but you'll still be drunk by the time your eight year old nephew comes home to play a chess match, which you will obviously loose and thus have to bear the shame for the rest of your now sad life.

I wish I had a chainsaw.

Granted, but you will only end up cutting off your toes by mistake.

I wish I had a bigger house.

Granted, but that only means more maintenance and paying more in taxes.

I wish I was deer hunting.

Granted, but you shoot yourself in both feet.

I wish i had beer

Granted, you may have a beer. But one will lead to another and another ect. Now you are a downtrodden, homeless, alcoholic who's family have deserted him.

I wish Microsoft would make reliable and bug free OS system for my PC.

Granted, M$ release "Windows 2012 Araura Home Edition 128" and it is totally bug
free.

Everyone buys it and quickly all religion is replaced by the glorification of Microsoft.
Temples are set up across the world and all talk of the "blue screen" is punishable by
death.
With in 10 years Bill Gates has achieved immortality by converting him self in to pure
code. His spirit is now in every home PC watching you and subtly guiding the course
of world history.
You however, become cynical of this new world and the omniprescent cult of
Microsoft. You have to keep this secret and go into hiding. You are hunted like a
dog across the desert wastelands by a crack team of IT staff. You have no option
but to find the shady Linux resistance group....if they even exist.
Soon you resort to eating your own leg to stay alive. Just after you have finished
chewing it off, the IT staff capture you and take you to M$ HQ.
In the dungeons and recherche labs of M$ your brain is removed and replaced by a
Pentium XII pro. From that point things don't really get much better until the day
you are melted down for your trace gold content.

I wish I had a sandwich

I thought this was wishes, not miracles?

Anyway, granted, but if they do that, it will only lead to accusations of them having a monopoly from Apple, and if your PC was reliable, it would rob you of the constant masochistic thrill of trying to get it to work optimally, an your life would become and empty shadow of its former self.

I wish was in Dixie

(edit, Letum wins)

:D Chock

Brilliant! :yep:

sry guys, as you were...

Sorry I went off track asking for a miracle instead of of a wish.

Chock...
Granted, you are in Dixie. However all is not quite as the song suggests and in a fit of depression and rage you will hack of your own head with a cooking spoon.

Letum...
Granted, you have a sandwich. However it contains the Salmonella bug which will nearly kill you until you are rushed to a hospital. In hospital you contract MRSA which does kill you, horribly.

I wish I had a faster motorbike.....

Granted. You just obtained the new Harley-Davidson, fastest production bike in the world. You dump it doing 80 on the freeway in third gear, scrape one side of your face off and break every bone in your body requiring a full body cast. While in the cast, A group of Hells Angels busts into your house, steals your bike and turns out your girlfriend, who decides to join them as one of their mamas.

I wish we had world peace.