The following are useful phrases to know when
travelling in the mideast:

Akbar khali haftir - Thank you for showing me your
lovely gun.

Gabul gardan davat - I am delighted to accept your
offer to lie down on the floor with my arms above my
head and my legs crossed.

Tamomeh gofteh - I agree with everythig you have ever
said or thought in your life.

Mano sepameh hast achman al hum - It is exceptionally
kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your
car.

Fashal el degat gof tam de la la - If you will do me
the kindness of not harming my genital appendages I
will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in
public.

Maneh va jabil bis me allah - I will tell you the names
and addresses of many American spies traveling as
reporters.

Bali Balli Ballii - Whatever you say!

Gher mez ghor han el hum - The red blind fold would be
lovely, excellency.

Tineck ba ob khrellen va ino emir massa noir - The
water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I
must have the recipe.

You mean occupying the mideast.