The Base Bar
 

Welcome to the bar my fellow pilots this is the place to brag about your missions or drown yourself in beer for mucking up.

Just completed the Midway Campaign on IL2 and now it's June 1945 with my P-51D Mustang escorting Bombers, so far we have had it easy but I suspect those Japanese fly boys are planning something.

On CF1 latter today I got a impossible mission on my hands to destroy Hitler in his train thats well guarded with his elite fly boys.

I managed to finish our J8AH "Battle Royale" online mission with 11 kills judging by the score. 550 (+ 550 as I bailed out so, I only got ½ of the points.) 1 normal engine fighter = 100 points.

Next round's on me! :up:

Pass me a drink no make it three as the mission was a disaster my wingman bought it first then me. :oops: :cry: :down: :damn:

Well I'm a confirmed alcoholic....so that just about sums it up :cry:

Drinks are on me tonight. :up:

Cheers matey! Bartender! Give me a beer!

*DING DING DING DING DING*

SCRAAAAAAMBLEEEEE!!!!!

Thanks alot jerries... :shifty:

That's my boys making sure you don't drink to many Dowly. :rotfl:

You need to revise your training program then matey. They are going down like flies. ;) The 501 Sqrn downed 11 enemy planes on our last sortie. Tho, three seats will remain empty back at the mess hall. :cry:

Well there young and reckless, hey we are scrapping the bottom of the barrel here.

*Dowly slams the bar door open which slams back to his nose*

Bartender! Round on my tap!

*As he spots Steed, he walks by his table and sits down*

Say, Steedy mate. Have you noticed that the world is one messed up place? I mean, this is a bar. But I can only see you, me and that fat, sweaty bartender here? And to come think of it, you serve in the Luftwaffe while I'm RAF boys. Somethin's not quite right here, dont you think? :hmm:

I know why Dowly, this is a bar for real men looks like we will have to lower the age from 18 to 12. :lol:

USSR Pilot reporting,

Kratos, Danlisa and Myself, shot down those krautboys out of the sky with Yak9's , LaGG3's and the LA5.
we are currently defending the area of Pohorkva or something like that :doh:
(historical Online Campaign)
we shot down 6 fighters and 4 bombers in the name for mother russia!

now pass me the bottle of wodka :arrgh!:

....and STEED replies "that might be the case but there is one subtle difference between us"

Dowly ponders, then scratches his head, then he sighs out loud and says with a curious frown across his forehead......"and what might that difference be?"

Steed takes a long hard swig at his beer and clears the remnants of what was left in his glass. He shrugs then bursts into a humongous throaty roaring type laugh and as a rises from the table he pivots on one leg with the ease of an athlete twenty years his junior, he stoops down staring knowingly into Dowlys astonished gaze and says........"I've got a mic that works!!" :lol:

Coming soon from jimbuna another rib tickling episode of life in the base bar. :rotfl:

And out of the smoky clouds, HunterICX the Russian Pilot falls out of his chair laughing it out loud!

Dowly tried to talk...but no sound came out his mouth so he had to write it on a piece of toillet paper.
:rotfl:

Couldn't resist it mate :nope:
No doubt he'll be on TS tonight giving us some stick :yep:
Mind you....I've just received an interesting pic from Kratos :rotfl:
not sure if your at work right now, but I'm over on TS at the mo. :up:

An fire lit up on Hunter's eyes as he read what was written to the piece of paper; "Learn to land". ;)

Gentleman....I give you......The Flying Finnish Ferrett

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/8...hferretoi7.jpg
:rotfl: :rotfl: :damn: :damn: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Would the creator please setep forward and claim his prize ;)

ROFLMAO!! Nice one Kratos! :rotfl:

Well there I was in my Bf-109 G, Darn P-51s inbound to strafe another airfield.
Scrambled there with my 3 wingmen. Outnumbered 2 to 1.

Diving down on the attackers I followed one that had been hit by flak soon to catch up with my first victim. He got a good burst of cannon before I broke off. I looked around but left him for my wingman. I latched onto another and pasted him with cannon. I thought I hadn't done the job but he gently spiraled into the ground. My next victim was a classic. Already damaged I lined up and picked him off 20 feet above the ground. $ Hungarian 109 vs 10 P-51s and we took out 9. Not a bad days shooting....

This is what I love about this sim. You can pop in for a single mission or two and feel satisfied.

Did a fun recon in my Black Sea campaign. Straight on the deck at 520 kph over two warships. then got home elaving my flight to deal with the 19s. Took out an Arado floatplane I happened across on the way home.