Granted, it goes away from the rest us and moves into your house with all its celebrity believers.

I wish I had a Big Box of real, not counterfeit, not poisoned or cursed, non-exploding or universe-ending $20.00 bills.

Granted but you forgot about burning, Now you have a huge box of burned $20.00 bills.:lol:

I wish I could understand algebra better than I do.:D

Granted, you now understand it well enough to know you'll never need it during real life.

I wish algebra was needed more.

Granted, but you don't understand it at all

I wish them Germans would stop intercepting my convoys

Granted, it is now the turn of the Japanese.

I wish I knew what came next.

Granted you know that my dreamcrush comes next.

I wish my team would win tonight instead of losing.

Granted, but the their victory party is held at your house, and it will be a insanely, out-of-this-world, wild kind, never in your wildest dreams kind of party that will ultimately end with the destruction of your house...

I wish the politically-extreme Left and the politically-extreme Right didn't exist...

Granted, the world lives in a blissful era of happiness and peace but aliens from mars invade and counquer us.


I wish i had my own private army.

Granted but after 5 mins of you being their commander the perform a military coup and you are executed.

I wish the Olympic opening ceremony was shorter.

Granted, but your army is an army of one with you as the only conscript.

I wish mediocracy was fashionable.

Double-crush!
TarJak wrote:
Granted, all Olympic venues and athletes have been shrunken to a mere 10% of life size.

Jimbuna wrote:
Granted, mediocracy is now mandatory for all university professors, political leaders, nuclear engineers and airline pilots.

I wish science could cure stupidity.

Granted, by killing everyone stupid, starting with you (No offense)

I wish I would not get sent to the gulag

Granted, you are executed at dawn instead.

I wish I had more time at the pub.

Granted, but there was a small type-o and you get more time with a:
http://www.pink-world.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/pug9.jpg


I wish I could get ready for camping faster.

Granted, you are all ready to go camping, just as three days of heavy, unseasonable snow hits.

I wish I owned a Ring of Power.

OT and unrelated to any person, place or thing around here:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news...ost_comment_on

Granted, you owned it for 2 seconds as you plunged into the heart of a volcano. Congrats Smeagol.


I wish the puppy would quit chewing stuff up.

Granted, the strange man that hangs about in your street offers to train it but both the puppy and the man are never seen again.

I wish I could travel through time.

Granted, you get to move from the present to the future at the exact same rate a severyone else on the planet.

I wish that man would take good care of my puppy.

Granted, the puppy is so happy that it doesn't want to return to you.

I wish all diseases had a cure.

Granted, but because no-one gets sick any more the world's health services collapse. Then one day, a single case of hairyitis is discovered. It then spreads unchecked and with each passing day more people succumb to it until the whole of earth's population is wiped out in one great hairy mess.

I wish I could think of a better crush than the frankly rather lame 'hairyitis'.