Granted, but both you and Bigfoot are comprehensively thrashed to a pulp by Hitler, Rommel and Himmler who then escape the ring, reform the Third Reich and start WW3 which results in the untimely destruction of the universe. Happy now?:roll:

I wish for world peace.

Granted, the last round is fired, the last bomb is dropped, the last machete is sheathed. Seconds later the Sun supernovas and the Earth ceases to exist. But the Universe lives on.

I wish Hitler, Himmler and the rest could fight a cage match in a septic tank. With or without Bigfoot.

Granted, but the septic tank is in your back yard, Bigfoot comes to see the fight and destroys your garden and house.

I wish there was good weather tomorrow.

Granted, there weather drops to 15C (That's excellent weather...by my standards)

I wish I had this ultra-rare Stalin card

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Granted, but possessing it gets you 20-years in the Gulag.

I wish I know just how mad a box of ferrets is.

Granted, now that you have this ultra-rare Stalin card..you want the dictator card pack!

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I wish I could meet Mena Suvari!!!

Granted, but you find out her real name is Frank and she has a better mustache than Stalin.

I wish I was no longer madder than a box of ferrets.

Granted, you are now madder than a keg of ferrets

I wish I could interrogate and torture the future for its secrets

Granted, but you eventually get caught and sentenced to a life of servitude at....it's a secret.

I wish my aunty was my uncle.

Granted, but now you find the idea of a sex change so irresistable you have to try it for yourself. Unfortunately for you, funds run out half-way through the procedure and you live out your days miserable as neither one thing or the other.

I still wish I knew how mad a box, or even a keg of ferrets really is.

Granted, having been nailed into each containers with said rodents for a week you now know, however, given, the biting and scratching, the smell and the thought of the wasted weeks, you now wish you didn't know again.

I wish I had a sceptic tank to drop all the charlatans into.

Granted, but it backs up and now they're in your bathtub.

I wish I could go on a date with Gillian Anderson.:hmm:

Granted, but she's got a kid.

I wish that I could create a new planet by just dreaming it up in my head.

Granted, but it is created right on top of your head (Didn't we already go over this?)

I wish Atlas would stop playing basketball with the world

Granted, he flattens the world and cooks it and eat the world as a pancake!

I wish the hills are alive with the sound of music!