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Armistead

11-04-15 06:48 PM

OK Men, gather round....{knowing "Men" may soon be a term of the past...

Feds are passing laws on trans gender and the brass is considering all types of new regulations where men and women have to share the same head. Now, realizing we only have one woman that doesn't mind sharing our head, I'm worried some of our trans gender men here will want a potty to themselves or Donna will want one for herself and they will want to use it...

I say let's get ahead of the game. Just how many heads does this sub have? Next, someone figure how we can have two heads and where to put the other one....for our women folk and men acting like women folk...

Aktungbby

11-04-15 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2355814)

Just how many heads does this sub have? Next, someone figure how we can have two heads and where to put the other one....for our women folk and men acting like women folk...

Well perhaps we can put our heads together and solve this problem... bilgecans on U-boats were the norm by the way...generally kept in the engine or torpedo room; There's a photo of the US capture team emptying the one one U-505 in Hunt and Kill , Nobody would empty the very large bucket so Commander Earl Trosino AN OFFICER! demonstrated true leadership, and completed the task.:up:

Armistead

11-04-15 07:59 PM

we taint on a damn commie sub, we're americans here!

Aktungbby

11-04-15 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2355841)

we taint on a damn commie sub, we're americans here!

Well with a 3'x2.5' full bucket poor Earl had to hoist out on a healthy IX boat, it gets very 'tainty' indeed! And case in point: these days an American boat is a damn socialist boat any way you cut it!:know: :/\\!!

swamprat69er

11-04-15 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2355827)

Dumping the can should be one of the officers official chores.Always.:har:

Armistead

11-04-15 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swamprat69er (Post 2355860)

Dumping the can should be one of the officers official chores.Always.:har:

well, don't get any ideas again about redirecting the refuse into the coffee pot......admitting it didn't change the taste that much and some said it was for the better...

Armistead

11-04-15 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swamprat69er (Post 2355860)

Dumping the can should be one of the officers official chores.Always.:har:

well, as a lower officer, that's why we let u do it........:O:

Aktungbby

11-04-15 11:16 PM

Only proper!!!;:salute: My dad was in the coffee biz for 17 years. If you drank some supermarket's instant (RedOwl, Kroeger's, NationalTea, Wynn Dixie, Safeway etc), chain or military C-ration caffeine beverage, his tastebuds and engineering made that happen. He literally would blend the various cups on a huge round swivel table and come up with the best formula blend and then manufacture it in the frigid wasteland of MPLS, MN. His ability enable'd his corporate employer to keep him, a B-29 navigator/engineer military officer, 1st Lt., from getting recalled to Korea; as his usefulness to the military making C-ration coffee was vital. Considering that MIG's were killing B-29's wholesale by then, I'm only here as the result of a good 'cuppa' Joe:o; As COB, whether in my own kitchen or the Catalina: WullyBully, the coffee maker is 24/7; French-roast beans hand ground-everyday BBY!!http://www.public.navy.mil/subfor/un...pig_boat_5.gif<USS Pampanito coffee maker: "But, the all-important coffee maker was always in the same handy location just inside the galley on the aft side." :Kaleun_Cheers: Splice the caffeine mainbrace!

Wolferz

11-05-15 05:59 AM

Slop jars???

Forget the bucket. I just use Armistead's coffee cup.:arrgh!:
He does latrine duty and doesn't even know it.:haha:

As for our joe... I thank that Colombian fellow Juan Valdez and his burro.

swamprat69er

11-05-15 07:14 AM

There is nothing better than goods from Columbia.:D

Aktungbby

11-05-15 11:10 AM

Now yer talkin Arabica BBY!

Wolferz

11-07-15 05:46 AM

Butt steak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2355237)

Great Gunnels Herr Kaleun! Well...it certainly would have eased morale some in the lifeboat:huh: Do not tell Kranz what you've got hanging in the Kapitän's head!:03:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...67_640x755.jpg

Yummy!:up:

CaptainRamius

11-16-15 10:05 AM

Hi everyone!
I'm a friend of Einhörnchen, and I want to join The Bilge. I suppose trying to change my name to "TuckingFypo" is pretty bad, right? :D
Anyway, do you guys mind if I join?
Thanks.

Wolferz

11-17-15 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainRamius (Post 2359019)

Hi everyone!
I'm a friend of Einhörnchen, and I want to join The Bilge. I suppose trying to change my name to "TuckingFypo" is pretty bad, right? :D
Anyway, do you guys mind if I join?
Thanks.

Not at all...
If you can pass the first test...
*Take this new bung plug and change it out with the old one in Armisteads' bung*
We hope you don't mind operating the fog horn when we leave port.:arrgh!:

The last guy got iced like a cake.
I shouldn't have said that out loud.

CaptainRamius

11-17-15 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2359199)

Not at all...
If you can pass the first test...
*Take this new bung and change it out with the old one in Armisteads' bung*
We hope you don't mind operating the fog horn when we leave port.:arrgh!:

The last guy got iced like a cake.
I shouldn't have said that out loud.

:har: so what's the test
At your service :salute:

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