Depends on whether it's in metric or imperial.

What do you call a male ladybug?

Ladybird

What windward sailing for something?

If my translation is correct it is sailing upwind.

What do you call male ballerinas?

(Right:up: ) Danseur

What will you find the solenoid?

That depends on whether we are discussing pneumatics or hydraulics.

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

This is nothing like falling off horse. Much bigger fall.

Is the left side more fun to drive than the right side of the car?

I've never driven on the right side of a car.

Why do other countries drive opposite us? :hmmm:

To avoid you after you had a few pints.

I have no question so I am fined to drink a bottle of coke zero. OK..Here goes glug glug belch.

I now have a question..

Dose Stargate SG1 Rock?

It's Good to Be King

How many beers will it be tonight?

One too many.

Will happenstance happen.

A. There is a chance that the circumstance might be right.

Q. Is it fate or destiny?

More like desire.

What hair colour do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

A. Depends if he wears a wig.

Q. Does a driver's license have hair colour?

Well mine does.

Are we there yet?

No.

Short-haired or long-haired.