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I wish I could get this damned VCR to work! |
Granted, but it still won't record.
I wish Mars was habitable. |
Granted, you can inhabit Mars for about as long as you can hold your breath.
I wish the beer I just had wasn't my last for the night. |
Granted, it's your last for the week.
I wish some bugga would find that Q Ship for me. |
Granted, but unfortunately I found it and told where your u-boat is lurking.
I wish I hadn't condemned jimbuna to a watery grave. |
Granted, When Jim met the Q Ship he convinced it to go and sink you.
I wish that Q ship would show up soon so I can tell Jim where it is. |
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I wish my jokes were funny. |
Granted, they are so hilarious that everyone dies a miserable death from laughter when they hear them
I wish my dad didn't just demolish my Steam Frigate in Sovereign Seas Lite |
Granted, but he destroys everything else you cherish instead.
(Why do I always end up crushing your dreams Raptor?:hmm: It's not intentional, honest!:damn: ) I wish I was better at laying garden paving. |
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I wish the government didn't steal a third of my money every paycheck. edit-damnit I hope Jimbuna doesn't reply to this. I just set my self up. |
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I wish I knew how you thought you'd set yourself up. http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/181...kbigsw1yo4.gif |
Granted, but in so doing, you become him mentally, and the old Jimbuna is gone forever.
I wish that parrots could be carnivorous. |
Granted, and you are their first meal
I wish the Subsim legend isn't just a myth *Glances at the Donation button* |
Granted, but it turns out that it really isn't much more than a myth. Oh sure, it's real, but not interesting.:rotfl:
I wish that Hitler was still alive.:hmm: |
Granted, but he still only has one testicle and is therefore unable to sire any offspring (thank God).
I wish Hitler had never been born. |
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