A. So that everyone can 'appreciate' the aroma.

Q. Do lifeboats also have lifeboats?

Only if there are well endowed women onboard.

What don't women lie about?

Afraid not...just oars.

Why does a dishtowel get wet when it dries?

A. Sweating with all the strain of working those dishes.

Q. If you wear a wet suits to the office, would you need to wear a tie?

Yes or you get fired.

So would you look silly wearing a tie with just your birthday suite on?

A. Yes it would look odd, however, if you also wear socks and cuffs it would be acceptable.

Q. Do management at a naturist park have to wear a tie when at work?

Yes but it must be a dicky bow tie.

Why does a grapefruit look nothing like a grape?

A. The current name grapefruit alludes to clusters of the fruit on the tree, which often appear similar to grapes.

Q. Why is it called a pear when their is only one fruit and not a pair?

So you can tell the difference's from a fruit and a pair of womens boobs.

Why do womens boobs make men crash their cars in summer?

Something to do with testosterone I believe.

Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice?

Water does not boil instantly.



Why can I be a genius one day, and a retard the next?

A. Balance. They are inversely proportional to each other.

Q. How much money do you need to be described as eccentric, and not wierd?

A few coins more than a weirdo has.

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Both arecaused by radiation.

What is the secret behind dice?

If I tell you, you'd know.

Can you keep a secret?

Yes I can.
How about you?

Of course. That's why you don't know about the dice.

What's your secret?

My secret is <wispers in Tarjak's ear> ....bbwzfswahhsssszzvzzsssssttt..... :|\\

Amazing isn't it?

Stunning.

Where can I get one?

Any adult video store.


Wouldn't it be cool if boobs grew when women got excited?