Granted, but it gets lost somewhere in the Amazon jungle.

I wish my back wasn't itchy.

Granted. You have no back.

I wish that the name "Buna" wasn't so annoying... like the word "bunny"... which isn't really a word. THEY'RE CALLED "RABBITS", DAMMIT. "RABBITS". NOT "BUNNIES", "RABBITS"... SAY IT WITH ME NOW.

Granted, but steed needs a new job now. (As official buna back scratcher)

I wish I could type my story faster.

Granted, now it hurts unbearably

EDIT: Gah

Granted, but it turns out really bad, which annoys Stealth Hunter even more than the Buna name

I wish it was as fun as it used to be

Granted, but I can't really grant that wish since I don't know what you're referring to.

I wish that I could become Lord of the Reich!

Granted, he is now know as the Jim icky-icky zup-boing

****, the thread is sinking.

RESTART THIS PAGE

Granted, but your new Reich is quickly annexed by the mighty Authoritarian Democratic Market Liberal Paternal Autocratic Fascist Imperialist Republic of Raptorland

I wish Stealth Hunter won't try to make a resistance

Granted, but instead you are known as Lord of the Dance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJGiikasvgM

Actual footage:up:


I wish I could quit posting here and work on my u-boat story.:arrgh!:

Granted, thereby stopping the madness

Proceed

Granted, you proceed, but it's a trap!

I wish that the music I'm listening to wasn't so addicting.

Granted, you are now addicted to Victoria and Hearts of Iron

I wish I knew where the Blitzkrieg Express is going...

Granted, it's chugging along and suddenly bogged down while going to Stalingrad...

I wish Harvey Lee Oswald or any (possible or fictional) other shooter(s) didn't shot Kennedy...

Granted, they blew him up.

I wish I could talk to animals..........:shifty:



and they could understand me
and they could talk to me
and I would understand what they said

Granted, but they collectively hate you, so they decide to never speak to you again

I wish for something else

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Do you know what means/stands for? :hmm:

There is a very serious/valid reason for the name :yep:

I wish this thread to carry on now.....horizontally.

Granted, but the something else is a plague of killer bunnies that ravage Raptorland. The peasants are revolting (what do you expect, it's Raptorland!) and you are removed from your place as Lord of the Thread and replaced by a cute but irritating smiley.

I wish the Cat would stay off the roof.

Granted, because the roof is now full of landmines

I wish not to wish until I choose otherwise

Granted, but http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73...eature=related

I wish I had treefiddy for lunch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plShzNaq9wk

Granted, you do but you lose it later after looking at Hunter's post in the Photo Captions thread.

I wish Hunter hadn't posted that shot.