You'll have to ask Skybird that one... I prefer cake and beer anyway.

The cuisine is 'slidin' downhill BBY
 

WELL we've got to do something! Since Tango, our electrically inclined ship's-padre absconded (Redundantly?!!) with his tool-kit, the fridge is on the fritz... My secret stash: The bag of frozen White Castle 'sliders' (my only vice in life-except for this forum:O:) has gone bad... http://barfblog.com/wp-content/uploa...maggot_(1).jpghttps://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/g5q...7-2015_3.0.jpgI lit candles to alleviate the stench in the galley http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1526815/th...DLE-570.jpg?15On January 14, 2014, Time labelled the White Castle slider the most influential burger of all time:yeah: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped..._hamburger.jpghttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...Building_8.jpgMinneapolis MN-now on the National Historic Register...my kinda' joint BBY! (BYO HAMM's):yep:

You'll just have to start eating nuts... may as well start with swampy then.

Eat me!:har:

You're the dessert actually! paired with Fifth Leg aussie red! http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PbZf6HjQTT...53.02%2BPM.pngThis being a U-boat forum: we'll start off with a nice 'eel' in black bean- nicely coiled http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-331alNjdX2...03.34%2BAM.png:arrgh!:beats my usual fare on the Catalina when I (the steward/first mate) serve a Black Forest Togo's with a Hess Chardonnay on the downwind leg wing&winging it while the auto-tiller does the work! Last week: three foot whitecap waves, smallcraft advisories, and a 25 knot wind: bon appetit !:|\\

Good to see you men stockpiling edibles on board. Shows you guys are getting for for patrol..

I guess you survived hurricane Jokewin:D

Yea, although I couldn't get out for 3 days where the river had flooded.

Beans, beans the musical fruit..
 

High pressure Armistead blew Jokewin out to sea.:up:

I think we need to purge the roster! Get back in slim fighting shape so maybe we can go on patrol.

Also, soon we will induct out second Hall of Fame member It was an honor to be the first one!

Inducted out???
 

You deserved it.:salute:

Nobody can pull the quack out of a duck the way you can.:O::arrgh!:

Move over Moby Dick! VS Not entirely tasteless
 

Indeed! Swamp is promoted to main-course With a little Chianti!http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_G8YnDmfqdS...oween+food.pngAnd no sooner do I bring up the subject (cannibalism); then they release a a major motion picture on the subject...https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...Sea_poster.jpg The whaler Essex: During their voyage, the ship is sunk when it is rammed and split in half by a very large and enraged bull Sperm Whale, https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...photo_03_b.jpg (those proportions are correct)
ultimately leaving its crew shipwrecked at sea for 90 days and more than a thousand miles from land. After the attack, the crew sails for South America and is forced to resort to cannibalism. I'm a bilgerat ahead of his time....The real captain Pollard: "He became Nantucket's night watchman. Every November 20, he would lock himself in his room and fast in memory of the men of Essex. ie his own nephew, who drew the lot to become dinner...during the 95 day drift in a whaleboat" PER THE C.O.B: As a courtesy to potential cuisine, please refrain from offhand insensitive comments to/about fellow bilgerats such as: "He's a man of many parts", or "I'm a leg up on that bugger" or I'd like to sink my teeth in his lazy ass" etc. Your compliance is appreciated. > https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essex_(whaleship)

Yeah it's sad...
 

For when the larder expired, he didn't have a leg to stand on.

A well placed chunk of blubber in the life boat would've solved the entire problem.
Hind sight is not only 20-20, it's delicious too.:yeah:

Moon over my hammy.