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My dads.
Do you judge a man by his shoe size? |
No. Never. :)
Can't I just ask a question? |
Sure, ask away.:D
Can I go to bed now?:haha: |
Sure. Go ahead.
Anybody else? |
A. Sleep in over rated; just have another java and cookie.
Q. What is the longest time that you have not had sleep (stayed awake)? |
Almost four days.
What do they call a French kiss in France? |
A. baiser amoureux "lover's kiss" or baiser avec la langue "kiss with the tongue".
Q. Have you had a Glasgow kiss? |
Once and the bugga got three months and a broken jaw.
What do they call coffee breaks at the Lipton Tea Company? |
BLASPHEMY!
Do giraffes take the elevator? |
A. You are having a laugh. They use the stairs.
Q. What makes a hyena laugh? |
Usually good humour.
What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it? |
A. My study / submarine command centre.
Q. What do you call a bathroom with no bath? |
An outhouse!
Do you have a green card? |
No but you can have my grey card on the back of my note book.
Are you having a fry up with Big Foot this weekend? |
I don't think anybody wants to have a fry up with me.
Do I have the biggest foot on Subsim? |
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