This means I now have 2 concurrent wishes waiting to be crushed! I wonder which will be first?:hmm:

Granted, you become an International Man of Mystery due to your recent disappearance after proclaiming yourself as Emperor Bernard III and announcing your plans for the destruction of the universe before Raptor1

I wish I knew if Schultz is a relative of Bernard

Granted, but you soon realise that you are also related to him.

I wish tartan paint was obtainable in the shops.

Granted, but all other paints are not obtainable from shops.

I wish that M*A*S*H was still on the air.

granted, but on ragio only.

I wish the global warming was just an illusion.

Wish granted, but then global cooling began freezing us all in seaconds.

I wish Big Macs were the healthiest food in the world.

Granted, but all other forms of food are not at all healthy, meaning your diet is restricted now to nothing BUT Big Macs.

I wish that I had a refill on my SuperCrunch Salt & Vinegar chips.

Granted, too bad they have been soaking in turnip juice.

I wish I was going to the pub for supper tonight.

Granted, but it turns out the pub only serves alcohol, and you're forced to eat peanuts in substitute for a true meal.

I wish that I could have a refill on my tea.

Granted, but the tea, everytime you get a refill becomes heated water, forever, and ever and ever and ever......

I wish all hackers, virus and worm programmers and the like would instantly die!

Granted but the only computer supply store on your planet closes
as a result.


I Too wish I had a refill for my tea.

Granted, but is that chamomile muck instead of the delicious earl grey variety you are used to.

I wish my wife would remember to take the DVD's back to the shop so I don't get surprised by late fees next time I hire a DVD.

Granted, but your wife forgets pretty much everything else that matters in a marriage.

I wish that I had better hearing.

Granted, but now you know what everyone is saying about you.

I wish the world was not enough.

Granted, It isn't and the universe again collapses in a heap of molten slag the sige of Kansas.

I wish Kansas was bigger Toto.