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Eichhörnchen 09-01-15 02:03 AM

I'll see you later...

Armistead 09-01-15 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2341045)
ArmiBBY: How well I remember how we bagged 'dinner on the hoof':O: Squirrellus Horribilis that one!- We still holds the Boone and Crockett record. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...3dd55741a4.jpg

are we squirrels or rats... as far as i know squirrels don't belong to the rat family, even tho both are rodents. squirrels are a lot like the common dog, they live in trees, but dogs came down and no longer climb trees. squirrels go back as far as 45 million year, rats go back 100's of millions, a problem i know for u that think the earth is 6000 years old.

rats are very edible, but tough. you have to cover them in salt for an hour, this will make very tender, then wash it off, fry them them in lard. dip them in bacon tartar sauce. slap them on a biscuit with a mater and you have some good eaten.

Aktungbby 09-01-15 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2341136)
rats are very edible, but tough. you have to cover them in salt for an hour, this will make very tender, then wash it off, fry them them in lard. dip them in bacon tartar sauce. slap them on a biscuit with a mater and you have some good eaten.

Well... if put to it on this 'ship of fools' I'll do a little cannibalism if I gotta; Swamp'd last us a week at least-we'd draw lots of course:yep:....but I'd need a chaw offen' yer toothless granny's Appalachian Plug to get the taste outta my gob. And no spittin' below deck...it'd be messier than the pitcher's mound in the big leagues. Those guys are always spittin' out there! how does any body slide on the base paths??? That's a health hazard! FYI:nope:: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewing_tobacco#cite_note-Borio10-15 <(section on Baseball:down:)
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Always about the booze with you Aktung.:D
Damn Straight! the alternative is so much worse. As in my sig:O: BBY:http://inthemix.on-premise.com/wp-co...04/images.jpeg


Wolferz 09-01-15 01:35 PM

I'll have the cook put in for some scurvy dogs.
That way, nobody need choose between rat or squirrel.:shucks:

Eichhörnchen 09-02-15 08:42 AM

I thought you called squirrels "tree rats" anyway in North America?

Wolferz 09-02-15 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen (Post 2341375)
I thought you called squirrels "tree rats" anyway in North America?

That's why we let you in.:O::salute:

We have all manner of rats in North America. Most crawl or climb and some even fly. Mainly Pigeons and Sea Gulls.

Eichhörnchen 09-15-15 01:01 PM

http://i.imgur.com/QrGNtP4.jpg

D'yae ken... I've come back down here tae play a wee piper's lament for this thread, which ha' fallen on hard times. No post for nearly two weeks; ye've got your auld trouble again:

"Lay the proud usurpers low,
Tyrants fall in every foe,
Liberty's in every blow!
Let us do or dee."

Rise up, Bilge Rats, and name your rightful chief: Eichhörnchen!

Aktungbby 09-15-15 05:08 PM

weegian
 
Well since I'm willin ta "pay the piper"http://www.photographyblogger.net/wp...012/10/126.jpgcould you change the tartan a wee tad? http://scotclans.scotclans.dyndns.tv...png?1415813158 some of us are fussy... which is why we got exiled to America in The '45'! http://scotclans.scotclans.dyndns.tv...jpg?1415970553https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...fc4c6945c8.jpg

swamprat69er 09-15-15 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2341148)
Well... if put to it on this 'ship of fools' I'll do a little cannibalism if I gotta; Swamp'd last us a week at least-we'd draw lots of course:yep:....but I'd need a chaw offen' yer toothless granny's Appalachian Plug to get the taste outta my gob. And no spittin' below deck...it'd be messier than the pitcher's mound in the big leagues. Those guys are always spittin' out there! how does any body slide on the base paths??? That's a health hazard! FYI:nope:: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewing_tobacco#cite_note-Borio10-15 <(section on Baseball:down:)
Damn Straight! the alternative is so much worse. As in my sig:O: BBY:http://inthemix.on-premise.com/wp-co...04/images.jpeg


Eat me!

Aktungbby 09-15-15 08:25 PM

^With a little Chianti! No pairing with Two Buck Chuck Chardonnay.:D Shoot! we we'd probably have to use the whole bottle for a daylong marinade; you're such a tough ol' bugger. :arrgh!: At worst I'd get 6 months and a pardon:woot:: http://www.duhaime.org/LawMag/LawArticle-1320/Cannibalism-on-the-High-Seas-the-Common-Laws-Perfect-Storm.aspx WARNING: UTTERLY SHOCKING EVEN FOR HARDENED BILGERATS!:timeout: do not read on a full stomach!:/\\!!

swamprat69er 09-15-15 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2344966)
^With a little Chianti! No pairing with Two Buck Chuck Chardonnay.:D Shoot! we we'd probably have to use the whole bottle for a daylong marinade; you're such a tough ol' bugger. :arrgh!: At worst I'd get 6 months and a pardon:woot:: http://www.duhaime.org/LawMag/LawArticle-1320/Cannibalism-on-the-High-Seas-the-Common-Laws-Perfect-Storm.aspx WARNING: UTTERLY SHOCKING EVEN FOR HARDENED BILGERATS!:timeout: do not read on a full stomach!:/\\!!

"and took out his liver and heart, and we ate the liver while it was still warm."

I had about a pound of warm liver this evening for supper. Wow! Was it ever good!

Wolferz 09-22-15 08:47 PM

Endeavors in perserverance...
 
Usually pay off.

Eich continues to make strides in his interpretive dance lessons...
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/b...r_thumb1_1.jpg

Aktungbby 09-22-15 11:21 PM

That was his Travolta phase ...then he brought on da French Roast funk! https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...23a4fa43b3.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A2moFdM1Yo

Eichhörnchen 09-23-15 01:18 AM

http://i.imgur.com/THSHBjY.jpg "How about if I come down there and dance all over your faces?"

Armistead 09-23-15 06:47 AM

What came first, the squirrel or the acorn? I was just wondering.


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