Granted, but you're eventually captured by these three human traffickers in India, and they sell you into slavery.

I wish that my blood pressure wasn't so high.

Granted, It's now really, really low

I wish for...never mind...

Granted. No-one minds or cares about what ever you wish for, therefore it goes completely unfulfilled and the absence of anything happening to you leaves you feeling strangely empty inside.

I wish I had an absolutely corking pair of trousers.

New page - New dream crushed...

Granted, your trousers are now made of cork. Too bad you are now hunted by violent and evil wine-makers who want to turn your pants into stoppers' for their product. You never get a moment's peace again.

I wish there was such thing as a free lunch.

Granted, It's a free lunch, it's made of 75% sawdust and 25% Randomizer

I wish that free lunch was made of less sawdust and more Randomizer

Granted, but the health effects are just as nasty, and you end up contracting some kind of disease the likes of which baffles doctors and scientists the world over.

I wish that my damned fish would quit acting like such an idiot.:stare:

Granted, but those become evil geniuses and shall take over the world.

I wish someone could save us from Stealth Hunter's megalomaniac fish.:roll:

Granted, Stealth Hunter's idiot fish is devoured by the closet cannibal Raptor1 but before that could happen, it spawned and now the seas and oceans both are filled with offspring of his megalomaniac fish.

I wish a self-cleaning oven would actually clean itself.

Granted but now everything you bake taste like oven cleaner and starts to dissolve your digestive tract.

I wish I could understand why so many people are unkind and prevent them from being that way.

Granted, but you eventually find yourself unable to understand the full concept; thus, it was pointless to even raise such a question and ask for an explanation.

I wish that I had MORE COWBELL!:rock:

Granted, you now have more COWBELL than you know what to do with, and it becomes so scarce a commodity, nobody uses it anymore.

I wish tomorrow could be yesterday.

Granted, tomorrow is the day you get mugged and eventually killed though

I wish the universe was made out of video tapes and coca cola

Granted, but the coca cola has expired and the video tapes are being replaced by Blu ray disks.

I wish i was an astronaut.

Damn, mcf1 beat me to it.

Granted, but the coca-cola corrodes the video tape, once again destroying the universe for the umpteenth time. Great work there Raptor1.:nope:

I do wish Raptor1 hadn't been such a Bernard by causing the universe to be destroyed again.:roll:

Lets have another go.

Granted, but HAL won't open the pod bay doors.

I wish I was an International Man of Mystery.