Where's Aktung when you need him?
Could have used your help Bby. :haha:

Ah fond memories of our last trip up the Potomac river.
Those congress critters didn't seem to appreciate it though.:03::doh:

ll jokes on this side
 

If you are an American when you go into the bathroom and you're an American when you come out.
What are you while you're in there?

European:shucks::haha:

Nevermind Newfoundland
 

Good Help is Here Fearless Leader!:https://i.pinimg.com/564x/07/0e/ab/0...74792246ff.jpg And when He's not thinkin' 'bout it, he's got one in his backyard!:arrgh!: https://i.postimg.cc/nzZWYCkJ/IMG-0521.jpgalong with a Northhumbrian seafarer to
boot!

LOL
So you were gone a viking with Onkel Neal?

always sailing around on someone elses boat and drinking their hooch.

Even worse, my Norwegian Lutheran College teams are the Vikings and there was always Hamm's keggers after the Rugby matches! :Kaleun_Cheers:

Hamms and beans
 

Scrum it.

@ Markus,
I hope you didn't get singed by the torches or poked by the pitch forks over in the Pro Trump thread.
Talk about the blind leading the deaf! Sheesh!:arrgh!:

No I'm made of hard rubber. And I believe in free speech as long it doesn't contain personal attacks or ugly words.

Markus

Much of that kind of stuff flying around over there.

After Wednesdays bovine scatterings, it's all over the airwaves too.
Laughable that the talking heads over at Fox News are still either trying to defend their idol or spin everything around 360 degrees and blame it on the Democrats.

Living the deluded is hard.
S

Green grass and high class forever...
 

Spark up the bong boys.
Let us speak of cabbages and kings.
Those sad little kings on their sad little hills.

Meanwhile:
Back in the desert, the Arabs were eating their dates.

Anyone want to join the troops at Camp Swampy?
You'll need a Buffalo horned hat., some riot gear and the Camp Auschwitz shirt we got last summer.

Wolferz is 98 today
 

Many Happy Returns to our glorious leader

And I don't expect there'll be a birthday cake from Tango this year... thank God

Merry Christmas to all the members of the Bilge and to those long lost members we don't see anymore!

Since we can't get engines for our sub we plan to set sail and get back on patrol soon. We're gonna hook up an intercom in the head so Wolferz can still lead us into glory once again!

Open the hatch on the sub, stick my head into it and yell

Merry Christmas you salty dogs.

Forget to close the hatch and swim back to surface.

Markus

Gadzooks! A holiday timeout from grits, pone, hominy, and Christmas moonshine https://i.pinimg.com/236x/18/55/3b/1...814d449314.jpg from ol' N. Carolinky! :Kaleun_Cheers: :Kaleun_Salute::Kaleun_Party:https://images.biglots.com/SANTA+OUT...oduct.chain%5D...and when it come to 'heads', we defer to the Bilge's XO!:Kaleun_Goofy:

Break out the bunting, fire the guns, pour the cooking sherry and get the good biscuits out!

I'M BACK!!

😁😁😁

Yes the cook is back - don't eat anything that might've had a sell by date on it

Slaughter the biggest sheep we have, open the special vine invite the neighbors
We shall have a party never seen before in the Bilge

Our lost member(Son) is back.

Threadfin will perform all type of music on his Les Pauls

Markus

As Wolferz is still locked away in the head I am still in charge. Going AWOL is something we, cept the Captain, ... take serious. You've been demoted to cook

Business as usual :)

Have we tried prying the door off the head to check if Wolferz is okay in there?