Granted but your next for the block

I wish for a ?

Granted, take yer pick.

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I wish the dog will sleep underneath the bed tonight.

Granted, but the monster under the bed wakes up from it and takes the damn dog to his cave, where he eats him (note that the cave is located in the 9th dimension, so you're not reachin' him...).

I wish that cake tasted like cookies and cookies tasted like pizza.

Granted, but since the cake is a lie it causes a paradox which destroys the universe, again

I wish Paradox's Victoria and Hearts of Iron weren't so addicting

Granted, but you hate their music now.

I wish that Zero didn't enjoy clawing at my eyelids when I'm giving him kisses...

Granted, he now enjoys clawing for your brain instead

I wish I knew what music Stealth Hunter was talking about

Granted, but I really don't know since I'm not up and with the times and things the kids are listening to these days; I'm assuming you're referring to music of some sort (yeah... I mainly stick with Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, Wagner, Schubert, Vivaldi, and whatnot; I'm not a big fan of any other music that is not classical, though I do enjoy some of the music from the '60s and early '70s).

I wish that I was up with the times.

Granted, but times are not really that great. In fact they suck; you're miserable and pining for the good old days that never were in the first place. Those around you believe that your mind has gone and you are committed to an institution where you are fed a steady diet of psychotropic drugs until your brain explodes.

I wish I wasn't drinking my last beer right now.

Granted, you're drinking your 2nd to last beer ever right now.

I wish beer came in bigger bottles.

Granted but then beer comes in 10,000 gallon bottles that you can't lift.

I wish peanut butter would not stick to the roof of my mouth

Granted, your mouth no longer has a roof and all of your feeding is done through a tube.

I wish unicorns and dragons roamed the land.

Granted but then abunch of anti unicorn and dragon groups take you prisioner.

I wish that cats barked and dogs meowed.

Granted, but due to complications with their vocal cords all the cats and dogs die as soon as they attempt to make a noise

I wish

Wish granted and duly crushed.

I wish I knew what Raptor1 wished for.

Granted, but you find it trivial, boring and already duly crushed. It was so meaningless that it causes you to drink heavily and suffer horrible hangovers.

I wish somebody would really find a Sasquatch.

Granted, but you still fail to understand.

I wish fuel was edible.

Granted Fuel is now ediable. But you get gas from it.

I wish cars ran on Natural gas.:lol: The realy natural type.

Granted, but the ensuing stink gets you hounded by environmental groups from here to next christmas and in the end they solve the problem by sealing up your 'exhaust' with concrete, making you too heavy to move ever again.

I wish the built-in spell checker didn't try to tell me I had spelt christmas incorrectly.

Granted, but it deletes a random file every time you don't capitalize correctly.

I wish I could get a job at samsung, then I'd only be a few hours from the subsim world headquarters.:up: Plus I'd becomae a transplant Texan!:hmm:

Granted, you are now floor-scrubbing boy number #1624, get cleaning

I wish I knew who really killed Manfred von Richthofen