Hey Admiral your subordinates are revolting. :yep:

WHA...?? Yer sayin' out corps is a corpse?:O:

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Men, Donna and Aktung, I beg of you

WHA... I'm not included in 'men':huh: Oh well at least I rate an "AND"! In movie credits that's higher than a "with":woot: We need rowers (BUKU added manpower??!!)on the new trireme, as per your order for something that 'rams'-with slingshots; and Moonshine, who posted a classic chastity belt(to rival my own??!!) in Who, What, wear:haha:revealed himself to be a suitable candidate on a par with our emeritus starkly gazing at laptops in York or you in some vile skivvie shots of your own:oops: Meanwhile, as to the utter vileness from Wolferz's head, I think the problem has come to light http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/to...ll-of-crap.gif:nope:I've got to find some tools and paint and attend to more important issues there than your rants of Iambic pentameter bygone-glory. A COB's day is long, unrewarding, and hard!:rock:

I know.
 

Got any fresh news?

As for the aforementioned sub ordinates...
Do what I do. Turn your head and hold your nose.:doh:

I say rather we just sink our sub and let it become a reef or something of purpose or use.

Hey Admiral, :salute: If these scallywags are gonna go down with the boat don't you think it would be a good idea to scrub them down first. We can't have them contaminating the seven seas now can we, I'll send you a box of soap and some disinfectant, on the house of course. :D

:wah:Kinda brings a tear to your eye, don't it?:wah:

Armistead is always emptying out the poor box for his lady friends on the dock so it'll have to be free.:hmmm:

It does that to my eyes too because I hate that song!:salute::wah:

Who is this babbling hairy balled looking sea creature? Suck that gut in, stick that chest out, shoulders back, put your pants on.

Just who the hell you think you are? I am Lt. Armistead of the original rat pack. I sit on seven committees here. I AM LEGEND!

You mere heathen degenerate man boob licker, get out of my sub.

1MC
You bunch of worthless lake toads, HEAR UP! NO MORE RATS. Anyone that was told u were in our club the last 6 months, GET OFF MY SUB!

Swamp, you're a real Rat, a true loyal friend, someone that gets it.

To think I stood behind you.

Et tu, Brute

The honeymoon is over...
 

C'mon boys, let's let these men(?) have their circle jerk handshakes and month long sessions of grab butt and just go.

We can find a nice sewer or dump to set up shop in.

Or, we could go invade the Secret Squirrel club house.

Wolferz, I think it's time for you to start another club, another revolt...call it the Squirrel's Club. Take your lot of goat followers with you.

Make your choice real Rats. Stay loyal to who we are or go live in a tree and eat nuts.

I'm sure the long term members are with me.

Don't let the hatch hit you on the way out.............

Thanks for inviting me to be a member of The Bilge Admiral but I must decline this most gracious offer of yours. :salute:
I've just had about enough of those filthy scurvy rats that you call shipmates Admiral, if you ever need a rat fink exterminator just give me a bell, I'm quite proficient in disposing of such vermin. :stare:

Beware of that swamp thing from hell Lt. Armistead Admiral, me thinks he's after getting promoted, at your expense might I add.....
Now I'm off to find Mr Squirrel, I'll offer him some prime acorns for his collection and to thank him for the early warning. :D

I've changed my mind, we will allow you to be a member in poor laying. You will take position in the aft under Swamp. You are expected to follow all rituals and keep all secrets.