Depends on whether your wearing your shades or not.

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Lawsuits, the constitution, cruel and unusual punishment for using something rusty.

How many roads must a man walk down, before you call him a man?

A. The answer my friend is blowing in the wind.

Q. Does the road to Hell have a speed limit?

Only for hand baskets.

What the hell is a hand basket?

Not quite sure although I do appear to be sitting in one.

Any idea where I'm going in this thing?

Don't know but make sure AC is working. :O:

What's this road paved with anyway?

Yellow bricks.


Are we on our way to Oz?:D

Hope not, the cricket is taking place in the UK this year.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Too teach you a lesson.

What is that lesson?

To drink more beer.



Why cant Toff boy answer a question at PMQ's

Because he's still full of £50 burgers and champagne from the night before.

Why can't we bury toff boy at sea.................. Now!!!!

The sea would rise up in mutiny and engulf all the land mass.

Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?

Because they can't afford zoom lenses.

Why isn't the London eye an eye, and if it were why doesn't it have a monocle?

Because eating glass is bad for you.

Why do women leave the room to fart, while men blow it out proudly and laugh about it, even discuss the smell?

Because if women farted in the room everyone would leave.

What is so right about a Right Whale?

Much better when your having a whale of a time.

Why do we call something sent by car a shipment and something sent by ship a cargo?

Easy Jim, same reason we (at least here) drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway. (we literally have a massive hiway called the garden state parkway, the state cops let you speed, no crap) My typical speed is 90, in a 65 mph, Cops go by faster, and wave at you.

Why do I not miss drinking myself into a coma?

Probably because you can't remember the morning after.

Why do we call them restrooms when no one goes there to rest?

Speak for yourself, but sit in traffic having to crap like you took 100 laxatives, and see how rested you feel afterwards!:D

Ahhhhhhhhhh.

Alternate answer, go to penn station in NYC, and people sleep in the crapper stalls.

my question is: Why have we not invented the Mister Fusion Machine from Back To the Future 2?

The US are still awaiting the cheaper Chinese version.

Why do we have hot water heaters when hot water doesn't need to be heated?