I never thought that I would ever post in The Bilge thread but Aktungbby said I was maybe crazy enough to eventually become a member of it.

Wait a minute, did he really say that or was it a dream I had last night,:hmmm: now I'm all confused, did I dream it Aktungbby or is it really another one of my nightmares that I'm having right now. :/\\!!

Choose your friends carefully, Moonlight; I've a connexion with the Bilge Rats but I could never live with them, they're too venal and introspective. You'd be better off up here running free with the squirrels. Come over to the Dark Side instead...:D

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MOONLIGHT! Nightmare INDEEDhttp://listverse.wpengine.netdna-cdn...miling_man.jpg DON"T pay any attention to Eich's bushy-tailed come-hithers!
We Venally Verisimilitudenous Voyeurs d' Bilge really do attend the handmaiden of truth with the rattus-rattus of scaly-tailed deceit... in short: either way you'd be wearing that chastity belt you got stashed away!:arrgh!: http://www.funnypica.com/wp-content/...yPica.com_.jpg

You are welcome to join us, Moonlight. :salute:

Pay no attention to that pusillanimous pipsqueak, Eich.
He only gets that way when he can't find his nuts.

Whoaaaaaaaaaaa,

No one just walks in and becomes a Rat....nooooooooo.

We have rules, application processes, background checks, rituals, secrets. You don't just prance in here and become a member.

I am the big Rat, the CO of the rig we're in. I haven't approved any new prospects.


Who stood behind this man....?

From the desk of the Admiral:
 

I, the ADMIRAL did.
Process him into your crew and get your tub out to sea.:arrgh!:

I agree Armistead. We're tight knit group and are suspicious of outsiders. after all, they're all suspicious of us. I think they're just jealous.

I see what you mean now Mr Squirrel, I'm not sure that insubordination is sending out the right kind of vibes to any potential new bilge rats.
I might take your offer up though and become a nut gatherer instead.:D

lol....Moonlight and Eichhornchen looking for squirrels' nuts in the moonlight.:rotfl2::rotfl2:

They might be more interested in the happy ending.:03::O::haha:

PS: Watch yourself, Moonlight...Eich likes smelling moth balls too.

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Back up the bus there... I suspect there're a number of you Bilge Rats who might be "good with flowers".... who've never posted in the "Women wot you think" thread:shifty:

We likes the vagina...
 

Thereforeskin,
We check 'em at the door to insure against infiltration by the Hoover types.:-?

Post up, Eich. You get the first watch because of your affinity for finding nuts.:arrgh!:

Before this gets outta hand...so to speak
 

OH just like mirrors at a Highland fling; checkin' who's goin' commando? Kincaid Crest!> http://www.scotsconnection.com/clan_...dclancrest.jpgThe thought of Eichhörchen a'lookin' behind my sporran or up my kiltiehttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...px-Sporran.jpg Or any other pouches:O: stiffin's my Gaelic resolve; and like GEN. McAuliffe of Bastogne...I say "Nuts":03:http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...D_NOVEMBER.JPGJust so Eich's feelings isn't hurt too bad : even the (pseudo) Kraut's get into it: Did David Hasselhoff go commando?!:up: The actor gave a cheeky peek at what was under his skirt as he Hamm'd it up...

This is what I hate of secret clubs, eventually they get a reputation and everyone wants in. Organizations like ours, real or imagined, formal or informal, it's in our refusal of people that makes us better than they are. The tight bond of a small group that was once famous becomes generic. Once people feared us, looked at as with suspect, wondered what the Rats were up to. This is no more! The allure and odor of the Bilge is gone, our codes, rituals, secrets mean nothing. Our allure and fame to be lost in political correctness and mass numbers. Soon our Bilge Rat famous shirts, once desired by rich collectors will be found in a discount bin at Walmart mixed in with old 70's tv series DVD's for 3 for $5. It's the covered breast that makes it sexually desired!

Fourscore and some years ago, our special core was famous for our bravery, taking the battle to the enemy, our lore, SS, tales of legend and fame unheard of. We were the cream of the crop that rose to the top! We were men's men! We spent hours in combat just to share a tale, a report, a SS. We laughed, cried and bled together. We were there for each other day and night, through the good and bad. We understood the pain of a corrupted save! With the demise of Ubi, we revolted, rioted, we refused to just go along. We confined ourselves to the lowest depths of smut, to the bilge. Our once famed acts of bravery turned to acts of perversion. Simply, if we were not to stand out at the top, we would be the lowest of the low. Are we now to just be........average? The bible says ...."be ye hot or cold or I spew you", hell, I forget the rest, but you get it. Has anyone not noticed some of the greatest Rats of all time have simply walked away?

Men, Donna and Aktung, I beg of you...the open door policy of Wolferz will be our demise and soon the Bilge will be lost in the forum scrap pile of lost threads that you have to use the search function to find. We will simply vanish away, each going their own way to other worlds, where years later you go back and find some old post, a memory that brings a tear to your eye and you wondered what happened....where are they all now.

Mem'ries,
Light the corners of my mind
Misty water-colored memories
Of the way we were
Scattered pictures,
Of the smiles we left behind
Smiles we gave to one another
For the way we were
Can it be that it was all so simple then?
Or has time re-written every line?
If we had the chance to do it all again
Tell me, would we? Could we?
Mem'ries, may be beautiful and yet
What's too painful to remember
We simply choose to forget
So it's the laughter
We will remember
Whenever we remember...
The way we were...
The way we were...


..." the secret handshake is no secret anymore"

Trouble not your pointy head
 

That handshake was so secret that even I don't know what it is.:-?

Though, from the rumors, I don't want to. :smug:

Gets yo head outta the nostalgia box.:nope: