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Not sure what I enjoyed the most, the food or the drink. Think I'll just lie here until I can decide.

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I told you we shouldn't have bought a Skoda!

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<Bride> I never realised when I vowed to share my life with you it included your crappy car!!

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I know I promised for better or worse, but this is pushing the limits!

No darling, don't push.....pull.

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Jimbuna's friend from across the desk is feeling thirsty.

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I am not one for large government nor the involvment of government into personal choices. But I firmly believe that, for the betterment of society and the protection of our innocent children, there needs to be a federal law restricting the wearing of thongs.

Like the comedian Martin Lawrence talks about "If you weigh 250, stay the f**k out of spandex.

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Which shelf load shall I consume next...

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... and that's not all that's suppersize baby...

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Woman (incerts money, puts in number.)
Machine (nothing)
woman Give me ma DRINK.
Machine (nothing)
Woman GIVE ME MA DRINK OR IL SIT ON YOU!!!
Machine (all bottles come out at once, includeing her money.)
:rotfl:

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ah jim, that fat B**** that sits accrost from you figured out how to use the snack machines, the bottom rows have been emptyed.:o(man from the machine company is realy haveing to work hard to keep it in stock.)

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Sometimes being 'Pug' ugly has its positive side.

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If Course I can lick my eyebrows! I can lick something else too...want to see?

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You think licking your eyebrows is good? Check this out...