Because some people need some things explained.

Will I ever do anything but screw up?

No things can only get better :yep:


Why do I get so drunk for?

FFS

Who really cares?

Apart from loved ones...probably nobody.

If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?

He's a wet liberal voter.


Why is the Hulk green? :hmmm:

A. Because Wonder Woman is having an affair with Spiderman.

Q. Is the Silver Surfer an old age pensioner?

Only on pension day.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

No, it's because the costume scares them away.


Would Emmett Kelly have been able to smile while in costume?

Only in his dressing room.

Seriously though, why are you scared of clowns?

Because they're creepy.

Dost thou liketh Shakespeare-eth?

Once upon a fortnight of March, I read the Romeo and Juliet story.

I didn't like it enough to want to read anymore Shakespeare. :yep:

The question is....

Dost thou liketh Shakespeare's style of writing?

Its not bad I suppose to say he was from Warwickshire.



Whats your favourite Shakespeare play?

"Much Ado About Nothing"

Why can't Shakespeare be done in modern English?

Because then it's not Shakespeare, it's somebody else retelling one of his* stories in their own words.

But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks?











*And most of "his" stories weren't his to begin with. :O:

My baseball doth breaketh Frau Kaleun's window on the summer's eve.


Do I have to pay for it? :hmmm: