Aktung...you think he'll kill himself or are you saying....er....a hit, take out the leader, a member of the family?:hmmm: Normally I would say no. We had rules that we would never attack or kill one another, less we fall into civil war. But I see Wolferz has thrown down the wrench and drawn a line in the muck. He seems to enforce his position by power and threats. Maybe the men are positioning themselves behind him instead of you. Maybe it's time to bare yourself to the men and stand up, so they will ....follow you.

Take charge Aktung, if this doesn't work out, it could be war down here with no chance of escape, taking the bilge to even lower levels.

I'll start a smear campaign against Wolferz.

It's time to declare...Make your choice! I deplore you to stand with me against the tyrant Wolferz...

Will you cast a vote of impeachment against him...?

Don't make me send my minion...:hmmm:

Socko is not someone to be trifled with. His BO could drop you in your tracks.:o:dead:

No he didn't. Crassus's son Publius committed suicide, but Crassus was killed in a skirmish while trying to negotiate a truce with the Parthians. One legend has it that the Parthians captured him and poured molten gold down his throat. Stories vary as to whether this was done after his death or as the cause of his death.

once I get the rats sobered up, you'll see an uprising. and there's always plan B if Aktung fails...

Also, Aktung has a new safety film for us...no more of Wolferz's Bugs Bunny repeats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nknPYKw2QM

JEEZ! I KNEW that!:damn: My Amyloid plaque is Romen' around!:o Must have been thinking of the next disaster,#3 IMHO (after Cannae and Carrhae-25% escaped of 7 legions) : 9AD Teutoberger Wald; poor Varus did fall on his sword. RATS! Octavian, by now Augustus, was really pissed off about the three legions-totally wiped out...Rome never had a good German Policy after that!

Fowl weather?
 

Hmm:hmmm:

Armistead has taken to corrupting the men with boob/cheese pornographics and Aktungbby is giving Roman history lectures, with Augustus ..... guest lecturers no less.:-?
The rats are turning into Turkeys.:timeout:

I'll tell you what boys,
If you want a change for the werst by putting a weiner schnitzel in charge, have at it.
I'll resign if "All" of you can perform the following actions after downing a gallon of Bilge Brew...

1. Stand on one leg and mule kick for five minutes, while...
2. Whistling Dixie, while...
3. Juggling three balloons filled with helium, while...
4. Chin passing an apple with the St. Paulie girl.
   {see photo in post #97}...
   http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...=214375&page=7
   
   And Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants.

Sorry. Just testing the beat box music I'll play while y'all try to meet those requirements.


A pharmacist mate will be standing by and I'll clear the path to the head, after I fill it with last nights dinner and conveniently forget to flush. There will be some smearing around the rim.:arrgh!:
CRASH DIVE!!!

:har:

Aktung,

Please, Wolferz is out politik'n you? As your advisor, most the rats are American. You have to speak American, not English!


I felt the tide turning against Wolferz and wanted to act when the poker was hot....but if you keep talking about Crassus and Publius, no one will understand except Steve and he ain't a rat. We need 3 more votes for impeach'n and so far we just have one..... I have approached several with no real response. One beloved rat friend even told me he was OK with Wolferz and wouldn't vote.

Keep in mind, you're stuck down here now, if you fail, I doubt your outside connections will help you. No tell'n what Wolferz will do to you.

I will never forget Brian Blessed screaming "Quintillius Varus, WHERE ARE MY EAGLES?"

Geesh....Aktung would rather be a poor historian than a current leader...

Don't blame me, I voted Steed.

He wasn't even nominated.....

The short and curly of it all...
 

So who's up next?

Pubicus Harris?

Watching you guys attempting to meet all the requirements for my voluntary resignation was most entertaining.
Especially when Armistead missed that puddle of shaft bearing lube I put on the floor and he involuntarily dove into the head. Got yourself a face full of my smear campaign, eh?
:smug: And Aktungbby screaming "Et tu Brute!" when the Bilge brew refused to stay in his alimentary system.
ROTDLMFAO....
.:har::har::har::har:


Anybody else want to challenge? I still have that other Roman invention waiting in the wings...

Concrete booties.:03::arrgh!: