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AVGWarhawk 07-25-13 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by soopaman2 (Post 2090581)
Take it from an ex drunk, I mean a raving drunk....

I gotta agree with the Daimyo.


Alcohol. At the risk of sounding like a 1920s prohibition agants is bad bad bad to some.

Causes divorce, and alimony payments.

Headache and hang over to boot.

Jimbuna 07-25-13 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by garren (Post 2090571)
Go drink another one.

You won't...your well has run dry.

Takeda Shingen 07-25-13 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by soopaman2 (Post 2090581)
Take it from an ex drunk, I mean a raving drunk....

I gotta agree with the Daimyo.


Alcohol. At the risk of sounding like a 1920s prohibition agants is bad bad bad to some.


Basically utter emasculation
Causes divorce, and alimony payments.

(too bad I am just as much a jerk on coca cola and cigs, no excuse ;))

I can't speak on the social aspects, but physically the first thing you are told when you go on any training regiment is that the booze has to go due to the adverse effects it has on muscle growth and performance as well as the havoc it wreaks on your body's metabolic functions. When asked by others how to lose weight, the first two pieces of advice I give are exercise and drop alcohol. Diet is critical too, but changing those two little things make enough difference to get them hooked on the fitness lifestyle. It's always easier to sell it when they can see results right away.

Tribesman 07-26-13 08:36 AM

Honestly, a prostitute for a week for 100 euros????
that's as funny as a white supremacist claiming to be black:rotfl2:

Penguin 07-26-13 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2089247)
18 years married, through good and bad. Never cheated, nor have I ever had any desire to do so.

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/2999/qc25.jpg

Especially for the second sentence you wrote - this has become quite a seldom virtue. In my lucky 13th year myself - though not married.

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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2089247)
This one ever fails, that's it for women, I'll seek a relationship with Steve. Maybe with a lil lipstick and lace, I can
get through it, plus we have a lot in common

Well, if you and Steve want to tie the knot, I'm allowed to perform marriages in most US states - just drop me a message and give me some days to get a Kaleun's uniform to be dressed appropriately, no lipstick and lace for me, thanks. :sunny:

Penguin 07-26-13 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Tribesman (Post 2090917)
Honestly, a prostitute for a week for 100 euros????
that's as funny as a white supremacist claiming to be black:rotfl2:

I guess the cheaper whores all said "too beaucoup" :O:

Armistead 07-26-13 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Penguin (Post 2091065)
http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/2999/qc25.jpg

Especially for the second sentence you wrote - this has become quite a seldom virtue. In my lucky 13th year myself - though not married.


Well, if you and Steve want to tie the knot, I'm allowed to perform marriages in most US states - just drop me a message and give me some days to get a Kaleun's uniform to be dressed appropriately, no lipstick and lace for me, thanks. :sunny:

My wife and I have enough trust that jealously was never an issue. We both know they're many beautiful people in the world, people look and think and have their inner fantasies. We never beat each up over that, more embraced it, makes for a great love life:D

With Steve, lipstick and lace would be a must.....have you seen his face? Maybe if I squinted my eyes, so he was a blur, I could say "I do". The main thing is, I know Steve wouldn't bitch if I left my towel on the floor or demand I come make love during the middle of a convoy attack...:yeah:

Penguin 07-26-13 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2091087)
My wife and I have enough trust that jealously was never an issue. We both know they're many beautiful people in the world, people look and think and have their inner fantasies. We never beat each up over that, more embraced it, makes for a great love life:D

With Steve, lipstick and lace would be a must.....have you seen his face? Maybe if I squinted my eyes, so he was a blur, I could say "I do". The main thing is, I know Steve wouldn't bitch if I left my towel on the floor or demand I come make love during the middle of a convoy attack...:yeah:

Our success formula is maybe that we both had our fair share of experiences before, so we don't feel the need to look for little adventures anymore - can't say that I have been too faithfull in my previous relationships. :oops:

Oh I'm ok with what you wear when marrying Steve, I'd also suggest some bleach as your eye makeup. :D - just let your poor chaplainwear what he wants. :)

Ducimus 07-26-13 01:29 PM

On the subject of whores, when i was in the military as a younger fellow, I had this old NCO impart upon me this pearl of wisdom. Its sexist as hell, but you have to get past that to see the wisdom in it.

He said,

"There is no such thing as free *ussy. All women are whore's, it's just the price that is negotiable".

His words, not mine. All i'm saying is over the years I found it to be true. Some women you have to wine and dine, others want jewelry and marriage, regardless of what they want, all of it costs money.

Why yes, i have told my wife this. She thought it was funny. One of the reasons I married her, our running joke is "We were separated at birth". Why no, i would never cheat on my wife. I learned enough in my early 20's to know that it's not worth it, and a guilty conscious would eat me alive. If poontang is all a guy wants, just go get a prostitute, its cheaper in the long run if you don't do anything..... stupid. Personally I 'd rather have a life long companion , partner and best friend, to grow old and grey with. That's far more valuable to me then bearded clam.

Armistead 07-26-13 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Penguin (Post 2091093)
Our success formula is maybe that we both had our fair share of experiences before, so we don't feel the need to look for little adventures anymore - can't say that I have been too faithfull in my previous relationships. :oops:

Oh I'm ok with what you wear when marrying Steve, I'd also suggest some bleach as your eye makeup. :D - just let your poor chaplainwear what he wants. :)

Well, if Steve and I ever do tie the knot, you know what wedding gift to bring.

Main thing is I hate hair on my women, I mean Steve. First thing I would have to do is a lil hair removal. I hope Steve doesn't have a husky voice..

Geesh, we have to stop this, I feel a tad excited....:haha:

Wolferz 07-26-13 01:35 PM

It's time to have a portrait of yourself tattooed on your back Steve.

That way, Armistead will be forced to look into your eyes.:03:

I hope you two find great happiness. Or in the French accent vernacular...
Hapenis.


This train has derailed sumthin fierce!

u crank 07-26-13 01:42 PM

38 years ago today I married my sweetheart. We are still in love and have a good life. Yea there were some rough patches but I'm glad we stuck it out. I don't consider her to be my wife. We are partners.

Taking her out to dinner. Who knows maybe.....:O:

Armistead 07-26-13 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Ducimus (Post 2091099)
On the subject of whores, when i was in the military as a younger fellow, I had this old NCO impart upon me this pearl of wisdom. Its sexist as hell, but you have to get past that to see the wisdom in it.

He said,

"There is no such thing as free *ussy. All women are whore's, it's just the price that is negotiable".

His words, not mine. All i'm saying is over the years I found it to be true. Some women you have to wine and dine, others want jewelry and marriage, regardless of what they want, all of it costs money.

Why yes, i have told my wife this. She thought it was funny. One of the reasons I married her, our running joke is "We were separated at birth". Why no, i would never cheat on my wife. I learned enough in my early 20's to know that it's not worth it, and a guilty conscious would eat me alive. If poontang is all a guy wants, just go get a prostitute, its cheaper in the long run if you don't do anything..... stupid. Personally I 'd rather have a life long companion , partner and best friend, to grow old and grey with. That's far more valuable to me then bearded clam.

With certain women, it is true, sure was true with my first wife. However, all women aren't whores and put as much effort and money into the relationship as the man, often more.

Certainly there is a culture where beautiful women trade looks and sex for money and the good life. Just go to any rich country club and look at all the beautiful women with ugly old men that they don't love. Course, most these men aren't stupid, they know they're paying for it and fine with it, just another toy to show off.

Stealhead 07-26-13 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Tribesman (Post 2090917)
Honestly, a prostitute for a week for 100 euros????
that's as funny as a white supremacist claiming to be black:rotfl2:


The thing that kind of ticked me of about that whole story is how he was claiming it is was underground sex trafficking more or less and no one on the "working" end of that is doing that willingly and there is a good chance that they got forced into the situation.

I see nothing wrong with prostitution so long as the people doing the work are doing it willingly and have fair protection under the law in other words where it is legal and regulated.

Anyway even if you payed 100 Euros for a week you still paid over $3,000 just to fly to Italy from the US and back and pay for room a board and food.You could go to Clark County Nevada a higher a girl at a legal brothel for less than that.Or just go down the right street and be a John for less than $100 of course taking a lot more risk.

The entire relationship thing marriage,long term boyfriend/girlfriend,what ever different strokes for different folks I say what works for some dose not work for others.

I have to somewhat disagree with Ducimus NCO it true unless the chick is very sexually promiscuous it does cost you something of course to some extent if your dating or what ever you are both evaluating the other person so a lesbian cloud also say that getting some costs her money in some way just the same as a man could.Food for thought.

Also at the same time if you are in a monogamous relationship both partners are putting up with things so you can easily say that for women the cost is putting up the annoying things their partner does.On top of all that I have see and i sure others have where the female in the relationship is the one doing the spending.

Jimbuna 07-26-13 01:51 PM

Not disagreeing but I'd have trouble believing the story in the first place.


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