Dear Steve,

I would like to go to France, but I couldn't go because a child had been watching me, so I went home. After a few minutes there, somebody gifted me a grubby tap. Should I accept the grubby tap?

Sincerely,
Salad Fingers

Dear Steve

I'm getting bored of my avatar, will I look good in a smart white suit later on today, or should I just abandon clothes altogether?

Dear Steve,

Are you qualified to advise Cybermat that Salad Fingers is not funny?

You're just a sticky river.

I'll be in my cave...and you're not invited. :O:

Eat the pets' food. They'll think your one of them, your farts will smell like theirs and she'll be so disgusted she'll leave. Or she'll also think you're one of them and scratch your ears more, which is a good thing.

Why would you want to go to France anyway?

And no, you should hold out for a clean tap.

What you should do is donate five bucks and get a custom avatar, ya cheap bum!

I'm not qualified to do anything.

But that's never stopped me before.

Salad fingers? Sticky river?

Are these home-grown euphemisms, or am I just too old to understand the latest slang?

What I know I am is too old to care anymore. :dead:

Watch this, and it'll all make sense, Sensei Steve :sunny:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rU2D0ncBFm0

And what do you mean your too old to care? I recall that you're 60-something, which is not old. Old is 99+.

All I get is "Webpage Cannot Be Displayed".

You take things way to literally and way to seriously, especially for a thread that's not supposed to be serious at all.

:o Wait, what?

@ Armistead:

I'm rather unsatisfied with the following answer:


Sounds a tad contradictory to me. This' may be the first time, in the last few years at least, that someone has complimented Dr Steve on his age,... and he appears to've taken offence! :O:

You'll have to switch to manual :) Go to YouTube, and type in Salad Fingers 4: Present...and prepare to be amazed :D