Failing an offensive, because you will have less forces to defend with.

What's worse: Having to spend an eternity with Carrot Top or with Jerry Lewis.

Oh definitely Carrot Top. Jerry Lewis has actually done some serious acting, and seems like he would be interesting to talk to.

What's worse, not being able to think up a good question or thinking of several at the same time?

Not being able to think of a good question. For it makes one wonder how you were able to get online in the first place.

What's worse, a herd of sheep or a herd of ostrich

A herd of sheep, Ostrich are rare here in Greece and their meet and eggs are expencive so you get a good cut if you have a herd of ostrich

What's worse: cold or heat?

HEAT!!!

What's worse: People who don't read the thread OR People who read it and still ignore it?

Chickens

What's worse. People who don't read the thread and post nonsense or people who repeat what has already been posted?

Both.

What's worse: Margarine or butter.

Margarine, because some poor vegetable had to die, while the cow only got fondled.

What's worse, neither or both?

Neither. Because you get nothing!

What's worse: Shot with a bullet or shot with an arrow?

What type of bullet would it be.:hmm:

Small caliber, pistol rounds.:hmm:

That should clarify things.:arrgh!:

Bullet. Those suckers are hard to pull out.

Whats worse. knowing or not knowing.:cool:

Knowing, you can't say you didn't know in court

What's worse: Going to jail OR Going to live out the rest of your life in a remote Island with no one else but your pet crocodile?

Going to jail ive seen what goes on in thoes jails on tv.:o

Whats worse being eaten alive or Chopped up in a blender.:doh:

Eaten alive....your last memory would be the look of pleasure on whoever was devouring you face.

What's worse: after or before.