Granted, but I live far away from you and the plane ticket would be incredibly expensive.

I wish I was a sofa.

Granted, but why would you want to be tossed out on the street in a scummy neighbourhood in the rain, sleet and snow only to become a home for rats and fleas?

I wish I owned a real Type VIIC U-Boat in mint condition.

Granted, but it would be crewed by a pack of Bernard's. They would sink it even before you leave the harbour!

Wish I could dance....

Granted, but the red shoes that help you do so won't let you stop or take them off so you dance until your death from exhaustion.

I wish someone would have another go at the One Word Story Game.

Granted but i'm about to leave work so i'll have to do it later which could take some time.


I wish I had a funny moustache that I could oil and pretend to be classy.

Granted, but people who know you wouldn't be able to recognise who you are and you would only get upset when you heard people calling you to yourself.

I wish life was much simpler.

Granted, life is now much simpler. However with a simple life bang goes all that technology. No-one can understand or fix it. Nuclear power stations fail, the world is horribly contaminated and any knowlegde which could fix the situation has been lost. Thanks we are all doomed due to your wish.

I wish my piece of fish didn't always have a bone in it.

Granted, next time it'll be the entire leg of a salior that has expired "best before" date by far.....

Wish I nail that big test about politics tomorrow!

Granted, but teacher would fail you and you would be suspended when drive nails through your paper into the desk with the hammer you brough along to help you nail the test.

I wish we would stop crushing each others dreams

Granted.

I wish my last wish were granted.

Granted, except it is no longer your "last" wish, this one was.

I wish scented candles weren't so expensive.

Granted but soon scented candles cover peoples houses resulting in frequent house fires which costs the government millions of dollars that is simply passed on to the public resulting in tax rises, lower wages and eventually mass scale economic depression. Thanks Neal!

I wish my car was an Autobot.

Granted, but as your car is a Leyland P 76 it transfroms itself into a pile of used parts, but doesn't change back!

I wish the moderators would close this thread

Granted but your wish is soon countered with my wish for it to be reopened.

I wish Bookworm didn't want this thread closed.

Granted, but then if he didn't someone else was.

Happily my last two wishes came true (does that mean I win this game?), so I wish that someone elses wish can come true too.