That's where they pick up their severance checks.


If 13 is an unlucky number, how much do you really get in a "Baker's Dozen"?

You tell us. You're the donut expert.
My favorite donut is chocolate iced. What is your favorite donut?

Strawberry jam.

Why do people park in driveways and drive on parkways?

Because they follow a deeper inner drive that makes them do so.

Do you consider them irresponsible?

Nope, just following the status quo.

Why do wives hate Football?

Probably because they don't understand it.

Why do people tell you when they are speechless?

Because they are either overdramatic or outright too stupid to respond.

Why can't American football have as many hooligans as Euro Football?

(we will always be second rate until we riot like them, Old Veterans field in Philly came close)

Because they are in fact weenies.
Didn't you know that?

No I definitely did not.

Why do pigs have curly tails?

It hides our crack.

What's your excuse?
http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funn..._pig-12445.jpg

I don't need no excuse. Mine is way to beautiful to hide it.

Did I make you jealous?

Afraid not.

Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

Perhaps the child is trying to outrun the car.

Are you left- or right handed?

Right handed.

Why do they call it 'chilli' if it's hot?

Because "chili" and "chilly" are two different words. One relates to a "chill", which is cold, and the other is the name of a kind of pepper. Allow me to explain further. Blah blah blah blah blah...

Aren't you sorry you asked?

Devasted...near suicidal in fact :)

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

I would assume it refers to the collection of devices which compose the TV (cathode ray tube, magnets, antenna, etc.


Do you think those PPI adverts are really annoying?

Not really seeing as I made a successful claim.

Why do they call it 'getting your dog fixed' if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

A. Well after Fido was 'fixed' he did not work properly. All the neighborhood cats keep yelling "Oi, no balls" at him whenever he walks past.

Q. What does the saying "seeing a man about a dog" mean?

Obviously going to meet a dog breeder.

Who let the dogs out?