But I can...

Granted, so you strike a mine instead.

I wish Rome had been built in a day.

Granted, but then suddenly, a strangelet appeared on Rome and the city and the rest of the world was destroyed in a day...

I wish Harry Potter novel series didn't exist...

Granted the Harry Potter series of books have all disappeared. But there are some harry potter fans out there that are ready to kill you and they will eventualy do so.:lol:

I wish there were 28 hours in a day.

Granted, you now live on planet Hoosbaine which has a 28 hour day. The rest of us stay right here on earth.

I wish I was having a day off tomorrow. (Luckily I really am! :D)

Granted, but that means Earth would have to be slightly farther from the sun. Unfortunately, this causes climate problems and makes life on Earth unsuitable for humans. Every species on the planet dies out, and we become an arid, deserted planet much like Mars.

I wish that the Big Rip would occur.

Two dreams, one post... :hmm:

This is most righteous! :arrgh!:

Granted, then suddenly the phone rang and your boss needs you at the office! :rotfl:

Granted, the Big Rip does occur and since everyone posting at this thread is so sick and tired of reading of doomsday dreams, nobody would care... :lol:

I wish for someone to buy me some pizza!

Granted, I am that someone so you'll have to come to Australia to pick up your pizza before I eat it. Sorry I don't deliver.

I wish cross posting was less likely.

Granted, but that means stricter posting time limits.

I wish that I had background theme music that would play throughout my life (except for when I'm sleeping).

Granted, but you have to make a donation :roll:

I wish reality didn't have any real troubles

Granted.

All your real trubbles vanish and life becomes bliss. You never encounter any problems
in life. However, slowly you start to become beset by a gripping fear of ghosts, divine
wrath, the living dead and other unreal troubles.
So powerful and ever present are your unreal troubles, they cause you to flee from you
home, flee from your town, your country. You spend your last days running from a
host of imagined problems and fears until your feet are warn to the bone and your
mind totaly deranged. In this state you die lonely, terrified and confused.


I wish I became a "universal man", skilled in every craft, fully knowlageable in every
subject etc.

Granted, but this universe only exists in your own mind, therefore you are the only one in it. You soon go mad and take to ordering yourself around.

I wish my mind was all knowledgeable.

Granted, but it decided that you are keeping him down and left you for a better place

I wish I could make a donation

Granted, you will donate AU$100 million to me.

I wish that Raptor1 would hurry up with the money!

Granted, but I sent it before we managed to stabilize the Atlantic, so a German U-Boat sunk the transport carrying your money :D

I wish I had 24 CVEs for a +4 modifier

Granted, but I can't give it to you because I have no idea what you're talking about. I'd imagine it has something to do with electronics, but I still don't know. I'll give you a dollar instead.

I wish that I knew what a CVE for a +4 modifier was.

Granted, but the explanation makes your brain bleed.

I wish Stealth Hunter would find out about Escort Carriers and their modifying effects the Allies efforts in the Atlantic when playing AWAW was less painful.

Granted, it now kills him instantly and painlessly.

I wish Stealth Hunter were still alive:cry:

Granted, but then by your own dream shootdown, he would just die over and over and over.

I wish I could concentrate on my stupid paper instead of posting long and boring posts about nuclear accidents.

Granted, but when you come to turn it in you learn that you were supposed to write it on nuclear accidents

I wish people would stop criticizing the safety of nuclear reactors without knowing what they're talking about :damn:

Granted, but your stupid paper is...toilet paper.

I wish plants were volatile.