My son likewise, but I never thought of naming them...:hmmm:

I realise now why I don't come down here so often...

Shtuff rolls downhill...
 

And something has to catch it. That makes the Bilge the most important part of any ship.:rock:

Well, when you're down here, you have no place to go but up. :up:
I have met my share of steaming piles that have a name during the six decades I've tread this rock. I'd bet the farm that you have too.
I do believe that someone once named one Bono.:haha:

You do spend far more time in the head than is good for you, Wolferz :yep:

Maybe he likes the privacy to communicate with an 'old friend'.:D

I'm going back topside now...

chicken!!:D

Communicate?
He's not particularly loquacious and gets beaten down for it.:shucks:

You keep forgetting "C'mon Ice Cream!" after firefiter' three alarm Chili surprise

ROTDLMAO!:har::har::har:

I think he's just squaemish.:arrgh!:

If he wasn't comunicating, then maybe he was shaking hands with an old friend.:D

Vigorously and often. The two nuts living next door are very productive, even at my age.:03::O:

I've had it with y'all.......I am running this ship now. I want it in tip top shape. I want Wolferz removed from the head, even if by force. I want it remodeled and things so clean Neal would be happy to eat in it.

We will have no weapons, so I want some ram installed on the front. Our guns don't work so I got us all slingshots. When i call battle stations, we will all go topside, sling shots firing and ram the enemy.

?Where?

http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/rmhttp/sc...d_of_poros.jpg
http://www.ancient.eu/uploads/images...g?v=1431030817http://trireme.gr/images/trireme/thumbs/trireme34.jpgWell I've got it all covered- I ain't COB fer nuthin': we go Trireme style And mount an Archimedean catapault (Huge slingshot ArmiBBY) on the deck I got dibs on the Thranites rowing position otherwise known as a "stool-rower" :shucks: on the upper deck https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...cut-fr.svg.pngin 'honor' of my so-called 'named offspring':-?
The 'cat' can throw a 500 lb stone...for close work we'll go ballista https://www.cs.drexel.edu/~crorres/b...e/catapult.JPGWe'll recruit new bilgerats for the lower deck rowing positions- about 150 for daylong outings up to 300 Kilometers at a comfortable 7+ knots! http://www.hexapolis.com/wp-content/...atapults_1.jpghttp://www.ageofempires.com/blog/?p=12331 Swamp can beat rhythm to keep everything in three decks of rowing tempo'd and our Padre, Tango can pour libations:up: to Neptune(aka Poseidon as it's all Greek to Armistead anyway:huh:) for our safety while on the Wine Dark Sea. :hmmm:

Huh?
What?

No, I'm not coming out. You're just going to have to hold it until your eyes turn yellow.:o

Aktungboy, sign me up as long as I blow up something.

I thought you were already out. That's what Armistead said anyway.