Granted, it now travels down the hallway.

I wish square pegs would fit into round holes.

Granted, but by rewriting the way the universe works, you in so doing open a paradox that engulfs everything here and turns it into nothing.

I wish that I could have a magical finger.

Granted, but it involves you extending the middle finger of your hand while bending the other fingers into the palm. Many people would not like that!

I wish there were no shown obscene gestures in this thread.

Granted, but there are still obscene posts.

I wish that I could fly on a carpet.

Granted, but you enter an unpublished no-fly zone and are shot down in flames and what's left is sucked into the engines of a passing Boeing 777.

I wish I could get the bird nest out of my roof without killing the birds or destroying the universe as we know it.

Granted, you call somebody else to kill the birds and destroy the universe as we know it

I wish I knew the universe

Granted, but the universe you know is a very very small one that fits inside a matchbox and doesn't contain anything interesting.

I wish flagnastication was legal.

Granted it is but only in Port Lockroy.

I wish Tarjak were banished to port lockroy

Granted, but since "flagnastication" is not a word, you wasted your wish.

I wsh that I had a wish that this thread couldn't crush.

Excellent! Two wishes to crush!

Granted, he becomes a the ruler of Antarctica and he sends his armies to crush you.

Granted, and you are hounded to the ends of the Earth by Subsim members because of your possession of the uncrushable wish.

I wish this was in my possession and still legal tender.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...illobverse.jpg

Granted, but the dollar is now worth 1/100,000 of what it used to be 2 minutes ago

I wish my Projekt 50 Tauchschiff was real and not just a blueprint

Granted, but only in your own mind.

I wish I could find out what 'flagnastication' meant.

Granted, but you are disappointed to find out that it doesn't actually mean anything

I wish I could sell somebody else's happiness

Granted, but you are a bastard henceforth and you're shot in the middle of a gang war.

I wish that I could fly a Fokker E.III for the German Imperial Air Service in 1916.

Granted, but your shot down by a British Sopwith on your first flight.

I wish the warmth of my heart was immeasureable by everybody.