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And you wonder why I hide in the head...
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Ingredients: (Yields: 10 loaves) Potato Flour - 1740g Salt Sea Fine - 140g Tap Water - 4740ML Vitamin C - 6g Wholemeal flour - 5220g Yeast - 210g Method: Mix all ingredients in spiral mixer for 3/5 min Place dough in lightly oiled container, let rest for 45 minutes Knock back and let rest for another 45 min Scale at 1kg, first shape (round) Rest 10-15 min, then second shape Place bread in oiled baking tins, prove for 45-60 min at 28-32c Bake at 208c top 204c bottom, with 5 sec steam. Open vent after 25 min, bake for a further 25 min Remove from tins immediately and cool on a rack All these years of subsimming and the moldy bread is suddenly giving you "Night of the Fuzzy Lepus " trauma...it's the Eastern Front for kaleuns gone 'Loony'. Try to keep it together Fearless Leader; We won't tell.:o |
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No, but this one is:
http://i.imgur.com/MnDO9dY.jpg You better look and make sure it hasn't got a face next time you make some toast...
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I hate raisin bread! Especially when you bakes it! Those might not be raisins! Have you been eating those honey glazed prunes again? |
I'm done with shore leave. I gave orders to have this sub in tip top shape, it looks worse than when I left it!
Aktung, I don't recall who's COB or if we have one, but you're it now. I'm holding you accountable for whipping the men back in shape. I want to be on patrol in two weeks. |
JEEZE! You made me COB and made me do it too after I initially declined. We need a used Russian Piranha mini-sub I think; they hold a crew of nine-just right for the Bilge IMHO. Glad to see you're back it's been dull lately! :O:
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We're going on patrol in two weeks if we have to do it in the damn life rafts....
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The rear admiral has returned...
Buckle up your chastity belts!:o
If you need anything, I'll be in this nasty head, cleaning it. With your toothbrush. If this personal hygiene device had been invented somewhere other than your home town... It would've been called a Teethbrush.:O::03: |
Das cooch barrier
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It's atwo holer.
Only you would have the shark bite/ Lampray model, Aktung.:yeah:
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Well ya gotta do what ya gotta do! The Bilge's pucker factor tends to get extreme on long patrols...after a fortnight ASEA, Armistead is a raging buggering hormonal mess...and you're the only one with a secure locking head to hide in-scuzzed out to the max but safe!:03: No wonder the 'nag' finally ships him back out to sea. Even Bear can't handle his farts. I sure hope we don't patrol in the inflatable damn life rafts; I won't be able to sit down anywhere with those lamprey teeth-we'll sink. I haven't actually tried swimming wearing one:hmmm: maybe the frog kick & dog-paddle to save needless wear and tear on my lacerated oversized gluteus maximii which could attract sharks...:stare:
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A nice Play-Doh fun factory...
In your own back yard.:yeah:
A knurled turd is a happy turd. Kiln fired in Eich's bread oven ready for painting.:doh: |
You think I'd let you lot near my bread oven?
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You'll need to sleep at some point in time.:shifty::arrgh!::D Besides, they don't call it pinching a loaf for turds and giggles. Aktung is so prolific, he sometimes names them. Edited for Steve. |
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