Granted, the wheel falls off and now you have to walk home.

I wish I could sting like a bee.

Granted, but It's a barbed sting, so you can only do it once

I wish I could smite the infidels

Granted, but you only have one stinger too.

I wish jimbuna would bring steed with him to the subsim thingy in Oct.

Granted, but there'll be no beer over for you, or anyone else for that matter...

I wish....you good health!

Granted, but it only lasts for a day.:roll:

I wish I could see jimbuna's face when Neal inforces the "no beer" policy for hooligan posters in the subsim meeting thread.:rotfl:

Granted, but since that announcement came only a day after the announcement that hooligan posters will be burned to the stake, you can't really see too much of his face

I wish for piece, a piece of everything!

Granted, but you cant afford the shipping bill.

I wish I could go to bed now? Stupid work...

Granted, you get fired from work, so now you have all the time in the world to sleep! Congratulations!:D


I wish that the next poster will step in something very nasty.

Granted, but he comes over to your house to play SHIII all day, so now you get to smell what he stepped in.

I wish I had money for breakfast.

Granted, but you don't have enough and have to make do with a slice of toast.

I wish my dinner was ready.

Granted, but If you would've asked me before you went and sold your house I would've said it's not worth it

EDIT: Damn you, jimbuna

Granted, your oven exploded, and your dinner is now ready (Although slightly overcooked)

I wish That Guy will leave, now

Granted, I'm going, but you'll be overcome with grief when you realise that yoo, and you alone, are responsible for the eternal absent of Biggles on these forums!

I wish that wasn't just rubbish talk^^

Granted, it just became trash talk!

I wish I made that wish more meaningful!

Granted, but now it was more meaningfully crushed

I wish life was cheap

Granted, life is now so cheap that your own is entirely worthless. So much so that no hitman will take the job of killing you and a cartoon character must drop a piano on your head instead.

I wish I could control the passage of time.