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....Psss, Capt. Wolferz, the men won't respond to my orders and have locked themselves up in the aft.
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Rum, bum and 'bacca (sumpthin') BBY
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http://www.theguardian.com/notesandqueries/query/0,,-1433,00.html We only emulate the finest traditions aboard own happy skow! As COB I keep meticulous records! http://lowres.jantoo.com/military-la...302871_low.jpg And to keep the record clear on this 'ship of fools' they probably scampered through the hatch...before getting 'Pogue'd' in the gandu:https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...d_the_lash.jpg AS OBLT.z. S. U-666: My favorite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8Lw9545dCM |
I think all this hoo-ha going on down there at the moment is maybe due to a temporary absence of Pastoral Care...
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Amen brother Eichhornchen.
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Off to Gallafray...
Probably aft filchin all the Bilge Brew and celebrating the absence of a captain.... a REAL captain.
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*yawns lavishly*
I'm back, did anyone miss me? Did I miss anything good? I think I imbibed a little too freely on the Bilge Brew and fell asleep behind the stove. How long was I out for? |
^ thought you got stuck in the pub after last drinks :haha:
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http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/imag...ine=1417474382 So the itinerant Pastor has returned to his flock: maybe you lot down there will quieten up now...
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just 8 months, but no one noticed. |
No worries on the buggery...
Donna has been mixing saltpeter in with the food so she doesn't have to worry about surprise nocturnal visits from the crew.:arrgh!: |
The Bilge on the second page, really?
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HEY!!!! CHECK FIRE!!!
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The lads are smart, we all lock up our aft when you're around. |
The crew returns from shore leave
Submitting to the obligatory crab check...
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/b...07/AAcWfZ6.jpg Naturally, Armistead discovers he's infected... http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/b...nvCEAALxJ4.jpg Donna shows off a picture of her 'Frisco sightseeing tour... http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/b...-butt-plug.jpg "Weebles wobble, butt they don't fall down the aft hatch" |
http://www.rickcampbellauthor.com/st...-1-heads-2.jpg No wonder the captain's head (Wolferz's hidy-hole) looks the way it does. Just a reminder from the COB: no flushing whilst the Ball tank is being pressurized...:/\\!! https://www.warhistoryonline.com/wp-...015/05/141.jpg
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I'll be in the Retardis. It has a much bigger comfort station. |
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