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Aktungbby 05-29-15 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2316758)
As chief of the boat, I protest; your farts are held 'in reserve' for blowing ballast ONLY.:hmph:
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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2316963)
... Preacher looked at me and said " do you seek salvation?" and I replied with a firm "yes i do" hoping to get some fresh air as several said "amen".

Preacher thought healed and praised the Lord. A few of my youth friends caught on and to escape, they came to the alter too. Preacher said the spirit was moving, but we knew it was much more than the spirit.
With all the fuss on our side the aisle, those on the other side weren't to be outdone. We had one old fat black lady in the church, one was allowed. She was like a spiritual lady, people listened to her. When the fart hit her, she hollered out "da angels done broke the 7th seal, judgement day is here!" so that really got people stirred up.

The Lord does work in mysterious ways!
Well there it all is on second reading: I've had an Epiphany! As long as the boat's Padre, Tango, is at hand to elicit salvation and redeem the Bilge, Armistead may bestow his 'blessing' at will.:Kaleun_Sick:The anus cannot be heinous if it's in the service of the Lord! No wonder they're called 'Pews'!:O:

Eichhörnchen 05-29-15 11:56 AM
http://i.imgur.com/YghUzuD.jpg "Oooooh...!"

Was that just the worst pun I ever heard?

Wolferz 05-29-15 03:02 PM
I thought it was P U s.

Yeah, what do I know?

Tango589 05-30-15 04:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2317111)
As long as the boat's Padre, Tango, is at hand to elicit salvation and redeem the Bilge...
Mate, this tub is well beyond redemption. All I can do is offer up the good word and give benediction to the sail hatch (and bless it with Holy Bilge Oil) to make sure it opens readily when Wolferz decides to leave the head, causing a great stink to rise up throughout the boat.

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/m...89/Praying.jpg

Armistead 05-30-15 11:15 AM
Pews. I like it.

Wolferz 06-02-15 05:49 PM
A day in the life of Eich...
 
http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/wonde...rmtC?ocid=iehp

Eichhörnchen 06-03-15 01:34 AM
http://i.imgur.com/f8hbja7.jpg :har: I don't have to knock myself out like that these days, Wolferz...

Wolferz 06-11-15 02:10 PM
New haircut regulation...
 
Effective immediately, all crew members will report to Aktungbby's barber.
Ya gotta love that BIlgerat hair cut I came across:D I mean....there it was! http://www.liketotally80s.com/wp-con...rat-tail-4.jpgnow for a little electric tape on my nipples and one of your toothy earings :arrgh!:
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Aktungbby 06-11-15 03:14 PM
:k_rofl::k_rofl::k_rofl:GREAT! Now we'll B entangled by our scaly tails .....and our hair queues!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...f4/Ratking.jpg

Wolferz 06-15-15 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2320407)
:k_rofl::k_rofl::k_rofl:GREAT! Now we'll B entangled by our scaly tails .....and our hair queues!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...f4/Ratking.jpg
It's the only way to keep this motley crew from going AWOL.:yep:

Chaining them to the oars proved to be a horrible mistake when the normal bodily functions kicked in.

Aktungbby 06-15-15 05:44 PM
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Chaining them to the oars proved to be a horrible mistake when the normal bodily functions kicked in.
http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-620/h--...R-1959-004.jpg C'mon! that's how we kept each other's toes warm! Of course the bright side was you finally made it out of the head and got some sun for a change!:O:http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-620/h--...R-1959-001.jpg

Wolferz 06-16-15 05:22 AM
Storming out of the head...
 
If you want something done right!!!...

Somebody (Armistead!) needs to go fetch Donna before the SP's catch up with her.
I have received a disturbing report that she is running drunk amok and apologizing while putting boots to nads at a local Golf Tournament.

Wear your Cod Piece.

Kaptlt.Endrass 06-16-15 10:35 AM
Finally back after God knows how long. I'm glad to see it hasn't changed one damned bit.

While we're speaking of flatulence, I must say that, while my own stink to high heaven, provided I eat right, I am the only one to ever have to smell them, which completely takes the fun out of it.

No, the reward goes to my 15-year old German Shepherd mix, who will (I kid you not) sit in front of a fan pointed at my family and I as we watch television, let loose a god-awful fart, and walk away as if nothing happened.:shifty:

Wolferz 06-16-15 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Kaptlt.Endrass (Post 2321530)
Finally back after God knows how long. I'm glad to see it hasn't changed one damned bit.

While we're speaking of flatulence, I must say that, while my own stink to high heaven, provided I eat right, I am the only one to ever have to smell them, which completely takes the fun out of it.

No, the reward goes to my 15-year old German Shepherd mix, who will (I kid you not) sit in front of a fan pointed at my family and I as we watch television, let loose a god-awful fart, and walk away as if nothing happened.:shifty:
My female German Shepherd would frequently do the same thing.
That's when I realized the origin of the phrase...
Payback's a bitch.:haha:

I trust you had a refreshing leave of absence.:up:

Aktungbby 06-16-15 03:45 PM
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I have received a disturbing report that she is running drunk amok and apologizing while putting boots to nads at a local Golf Tournament.
Well those Well-linked Country Club kahunas dimpled cajoneshttp://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...SR236,320_.jpg only require one type of stiff putter....the one on the Kangaroo bag. :O:


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