Granted, however due to confusion caused his inability to spell 'honour' correctly I use this as an opportunity for a devastating surprise attack which inflicts the greatest defeat ever on Raptor1. Depressed and miserable Raptor1 scuttles his few survivors causing a great environmental catastrophe and harming little baby ducks in the process. He is arrested by Greenpeace, convicted, keel-hauled and his body parts are fed to rabid, endangered wombat cubs. His name is erased shall never be spoken again (until the next time).

I wish I was a better golfer.

Granted, but the rabid wombat cubs that incidentally inhabit your new golf course, now possessed by my spirit, tear your body apart and eat it

I wish I was a better Fokker pilot

Granted, but the DR.1 still has upper wing troubles, and it breaks off, sending you spinning down to earth like Heinrich Gontermann.

I wish that McCain didn't resemble Popeye so I could stop laughing.:rotfl:

Granted, but now he looks like deputy dawg.

I wish I could eat as many cherries as I like.

Granted, but know you just ate all cherries worldwide and the production of them just seized for the next five years.

I ran out of wishes
I wish, I had a wish

Granted, but your wish is crushed.

I wish that this psychic kids bull**** would go off the air...

Granted, but only after Stealth Hunter passes on to the spirit world

I wish I had a better Dream-crushing Bulldozer

Granted, but you don't have dream-crushing gas for it.

I wish that I didn't have a hangover.

Granted, you now have a hangunder.

I wish it was time to hit the town.

Granted, but you knock yourself out after hitting your head on the street.:dead:

I wish I could go camping.:hmm:

Granted, welcome to the Siberia, have fun "camping" in the Gulag...

I wish I could talk like a mobster, see

Granted, but you contract the same horrible disease that Al Capone did and die a slow painful death.

I wish the above doesn't happen.

Granted, but since the aim here is to crush your dream, it happens anyway. Only now it happens to you.

I wish the Cat would stop killing birds.

Granted, it gathers other cats and starts killing people

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/i...arged-cats.jpg

I wish I had some Cat-B-Gone

Granted, but you now have a limitless supply of Mouse-Attract and no cats to get rid of them!

I wish the mice attracted to Raptor1's house where ninja-stealth-mice armed with frickin' laser beams on their heads.