In all of the chaos, there was a wish That Missed Being Crushed... This was as if one of the flayrods had gone out of skew on treddle, wrecking the harmony of the universe and potentailly dooming all.

In reply 1206 Raptor1 wrote:
I would like to formally crush this dream, resetting the galactic balance and saving the universe in the process.

Granted, now people will only kill others.

All is well now and we return you to your regularly crushed dreams.

Thank you, Sir Randomizer

Granted, but due to a geological anomally, Mariana Trenchland becomes the highest point on earth and you freeze to death in the lower stratosphere.

I wish I had the Compete Monty Python Collection.

Granted, but it's the brail edition and of absolutely no value to you.

I wish my snake could talk.

Granted, but only to you, and it's telling you to...KILL!, KILL!, KILL!

I wish the voices would participate in this thread too

Granted, but they only speak ancient Sumarian and none can understand them.

I wish I had a matter replicator.

Granted, you use it for mass production, but the Chinese and Indians don't like that. So they hire hitmen to kill you and steal your matter replicator.

I wish for a really cool car right now...

Granted, but... wait is that smoke coming out of the car? that is bad, looks like you need a new engine.

I wish I haden't crash my motorcycle

Granted, some clown stole it and chopped it into a scooter instead.

I wish I could travel to the stars.

Granted, you remember that stars are actually distant suns, right? *watches Randomizer get vaporized*

I wish I had the will to save Randomizer from his fiery demise

Granted, but meanwhile chasing him in Space you get sucked up by a black hole

I wish I knew where the stuff goes when sucked up by a black hole

HunterICX

Granted, you entered the Black Hole after me to find out where it goes, causing a copy of myself myself to be ejected back in time, which eventually became the shady person in the dark alley, which I killed, therefore destroying the universe

It was all YOUR fault

I wish everything wasn't so complicated

Granted, it is simple from now on.

I wish this woman sitting opposite me at work would stop telling herself every work related task she is about to perform in advance.

Granted, but now she forgets her tasks and you get blamed.

I wish I could play SH3 right now

Granted, you can play SH3, on a Pentium 2 266MHz/64mb RAM/Geforce 2 machine, without GWX, not that it matters...

I wish Red Baron 3D ran better on my computer