True, so true!:D

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I guess not all engineers have a one track mind, but some should.

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The Frau asked me why I spend so much more time greeting the dogs when I come home then in greeting her.

I told her that the dogs get up and meet me at the door and are happy to see me.

I don't think she liked that answer. :D

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Of course, I have to protest this in the most strongest of terms. It is totally unacceptable, under any circumstances to put your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour!!! :stare:

This type of "humour" will only serve to give people the wrong ideas.

:D

What about your wife?:O:

Or, as W.C. Fields once said, "A woman's place is in the stove."

I suppose, generally speaking, there might be some disadvantage of putting the wife in the trunk... I guess. :hmmm:

Especially if you forget she's there. What happens when you find out your supper's not ready?

No sandwiches for a while after that eh? *ducks behind cover*

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IN the stove?! :doh:

Or perhaps I misunderstood. :hmmm:

Otherwise it's oven baked woman then for the cannibals. :O:

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^^ Oh Dowly!!:har::har:

:har::har: Nice one Dowly

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