Granted, you are now der Große König von STEEDland, Population: 1

I wish I knew German...

Granted now your in charge of cleaning Subsims toilets

I want free beer

Granted, just go over to jimbuna's house and help yourself. He said it was okay.

I wish I had a subway sandwich now.

Granted, you're in New York city and you get squished between cars when the subway train you're on is rear-ended by the one behind it.

I wish I could have candy on this diet I'm on.

Granted, have this bomb-bar

http://weapons.greyfalcon.us/picturesa/c1.jpg

I wish people would stop killing themselves on this thread

Granted, but it's sugar-free candy, and you ate the whole bag. Then you see the fine print on the bag. "Has laxitive effect..."

I wish I wasn't addicted to this thread, I have stuff to do today.

Granted, but you remain addicted to Subsim, and you forget what it is you should be doing.

I wish that the coin I have turns out to be real.

Granted, your not dreaming or hallucinating, it is real...from China...

I wish nikimcbee would learn to type faster

Granted! It is real, and when you turn the coin over it says "free carwash."

I wish I took my meds on time today.

dammit, not again!

Granted, they don't help you type faster though

I wish I expected the Spanish Inquisition

Granted, but the UPS guy shows up instead.

I wish today wasn't my last day off.

Granted, you can have as many as you want off from now.

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/5...tion111sf1.gif

I wish I had as much money and power as Alan Sugar.

Granted, and immediately you are indicted for felony corruption and tax evasion. You lose all legal appeals and are sentenced to 1000 years plus time served.

I wish water flowed up hill.

Granted, you flooded the world, now we all have to live in what once used to be the bottom of the Mariana Trench

I wish I was the beloved Dictator of Mariana Trenchland