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Why do Meteorologists study weather instead of Meteors?

P.S. "IRIGHTI" = Right between the eyes.:O:

Because I said so. Now get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!

Are you really going to do it? :hmm2:

Nope


What is your favourite war film (movie)?

Goodmorning Vietnam.

Do you live nearby your work or school?

45 minutes to work, late at night usually so it is a nice drive. The GW is clear as it goes EZ pass only on the upper deck after 11 pm.

An hour and a half home, as it is morning rush then, tunnels and bridges between NYC and Jersey are a disaster early in the morning. GW is bogged down, and people still do not know how to drive in narrow 2 lane tunnels.

Why do Americans still use Fahrenheit, and miles (inches, feet etc.)?

Because we can, and no Yuropeon is going to tell us how to live our lives! :O:

Why are we so insistent on being different?

I believe that is rooted in our establishment. Our national pride come from telling the greatest empire the world ever seen (greater than Rome) to go kick rocks, then forcing them at gunpoint to go do so.


So ingrained in every American is some form of defiance. We do not do what is normal, or proper, we do what we do...For good or bad. Love us or leave us! (may even explain our disproportionate rate of prisoners)

Why does any of you not see the new Star Trek?!?

Not sure about anyone else but I've seen it.

If corn can't hear, why does it have an ear?

(nice way to try to break the programming [a la Captian Kirk in "The Changeling"])

It has to have ears, it is invincible as an organism.

It can get chewed and digested, and still "come out" intact.
Corn has ears because it is an alien race.


Why do I always sleep alone after eating sauerkraut?

gastrointestinal gases released.

How would you sail on calm seas with no wind?

Now that is an easy one!

Start the engine, silly willy :D

Where does Britain get its cocaine from?
(not like you got a porous land border)
How do you cats get coked up, and how much more expensive is it? (like gas prices in Hawaii, due to shipping costs)

That's what the engines for.

If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it?

No engine in the boat!

Do you always eat food that gives gas?

Yep just love Heinz baked beans


Whats the best turkey or chicken?

Chicken, and the dark meat at that. Turkey usually dries out too much.

Have you ever been to a place named after some food, if so, where?