Granted, but if you didn't had exams on thursday, you would have them on wednesday.

I wish I could afford the new BMW M3

Granted, Hello Mr. Raptor, we have an opening right now for your exam. Cough please.

I wish Sid Meir's Gettysburg would run on XP w/o problems.

Granted, but you just got Vista (The money went to mcf to buy his BMW, but he can't afford fuel now...)

I wish people would stop this madness!

Granted........................................... ...................

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I want this madness back before we have another breakdown.

You got it.


I want to know the meaning of....................................

Great

Granted, .................................... refers to the eternal paradox of life and cheap junkfood, the realization of which would make you very fat

I wish I didn't forget that madness was so much fun

Granted, what's even more fun: haughtyness:up:

I wish Steed could come to the subsim meetin' in Texas.

Granted your paying

I wish for.............:hmm:

Granted, your ............. is too heavy for regular delivery and you will have to pick it up yourself...from North Korea...

I wish whoever coined the term "Be careful what you wish for" would surrender to the Grand Army of Raptor1, at once!

Oh, I'm keen to guess!:hmm: A dinner-date with Gordon Brown Where you have a haggis eating contest then slam dance wearing kilts and T-shirts saying "I love Scotland" and then you watch a comical Barbara Streisand movie.

Now that is a wish! I couldn't crush that.

I wish I could come up with the courage to crush Steed's dream.

Granted
Granted
Granted
Granted
Granted
Granted

I wish for WW7 :p

Granted, but now you must feed them, thus doubling you army's operating cost, they revolt after not being feed or paid for 2 months.

I wish I could restore order to this thread. Double posting, double wishing!
HA-RUMPH!

dammit, now Steed types faster than me too!

Granted, but as we already determined, order isn't nearly as fun

I wish Page 61 would come already

GRANTED NOW YOU PAY MY BILLS :p

I want to be king